I’m a fan of makeup
I don’t wear a huge amount of it in the real world
But when I’m at work?
I’m a fan of the transvestite hooker look
Less is more?
More is more
I’m all about the lip gloss, blue eyeshadow, glitter and bright slutty lipstick
I’m forever searching for new shades of tart kinds of makeup
I always use waterproof stuff, ’cause I sweat big time on stage
Like Kirsty Alley at a buffet table kind of sweat
And even with all the waterproof crap I layer on
Some nights I still end up looking like Alice Cooper
After he’s been fucked all night and hung out wet
Oh fuck, I should have shares in Revlon with all the shit I’ve bought from them over the years
I’m forever looking for a liptstick that stays on, without me ending up looking like a chain smoking 90 year old, with that smudgy-lip look going on
So, imagine my utter JOY at finding this stuff
Not just Colourstay
Colourstay ULTIMATE – all together now, ooooooooh!
Oh yeah, I’ll take 2 in every colour
And you know what
It really fucking works
There’s a first time for everything
I mean, these makeup companies can stretch the truth at times yeah?
Think if some of those ads you’ve seen
In the real world, half the women they use are passable at best
But on the ads?
Man, even I’d jump the fence for some of those chicks
They turn out looking HOT!
This new Revlon Colourstay lippy is THE BOMB
After the show tonight, it was still on, like I’d just applied it
Not even a smudge
And there’s always a but
Now I can’t get the shit off
MY MOTHERFUCKING TEEEEEETH!!
This shit is COLOUR FUCKING STAYING!
Good look, no?
All I can say is thank God for days off
‘Cause it’s going to take me the next 24 hours to get this crap off
Fuck you very much!