Dear Jenny
I’ve been having the strangest dreams that started about a week ago. I’m always in a plane and I get up to go to the toilet and I started killing people and laughing while I did it. Then my grandma showed up in a flight attendant’s uniform offering me goat flavoured fairy floss with my apple juice. Then I jumped out of the plane but my parachute wouldn’t open. What do you think Jenny?
Ummm… well I think you might need to lay off the Jesus Juice for a while mate. If that doesn’t work – here’s my shrink’s number give this number a call – 1800-WACK-JOB
Good luck! you fruit loop
I think you need to jump out of a plane with no parachute and the dreams will stop!