Until Miss 5 starts kindergarden tomorrow
I will not cry
I WILL not cry
I will NOT cry
Doesn’t matter how I put it – I know I’m going to probably blubber
Why is that?
I’m excited for her
But even thinking about saying goodbye to her tomorrow morning is making me drink more weepy
Every mum I’ve spoken to says the same thing
Her new teacher had asked all the parents to write a short letter about their child
About their likes & dislikes
A little hint into their personalities I guess
Mine was actually very civil & well written. I didn’t even swear
I told her how Miss 5 loves to colour and do craft projects.
How she loves to read and do science experiments
That she gets giddy at the thought of learning new rules and meeting new friends
And most importantly, how she’s my big girl now and I know you’re going to love her
Really, the whole thing could have been so much shorter
When all I really wanted to write was
You know what bitch?
She’s my baby
Fuck with her and I’ll hunt you down
And have a nice day!