stunt driver

OK – let’s go straight to exhibit A:

They put these bollards in so people don’t run into things

They’re set in concrete, made of concrete

Rock fuckingΒ solid

But then comes this guy

And this is not how it got bent

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See, here’s the thing

Dad Likes hire cars

Dad likes hire cars a lot

Dad reckons hire cars can do stuff his own car can’t

Like go through stop signs and red lights

And not have to slow down for speed bumps and pedestrians

Or bollards

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So it’s easy to assume that while Dad likes hire cars

Hire cars think Dad’s a wankerΒ don’t like Dad

Neither does Holly

The insurance company

The hire car company

MUM

Need I go on?

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