I choose…

Last week when we were in Newcastle I stopped in at a hairdresser’s

To get my roots peroxided natural blonde-ness enhanced

I walked in and the lady working there was all like,

Oh my God – you’re TJ Dennis?

And I try to run outta there say

Umm,  well I used to be in a previous life

 

For those of you that are confused

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And you’ll see what I did before I started saying fuck for a living got into comedy

So anyhooo

Turns out this lady had seen me play at the Tamworth Country Music festival a long time ago

She was really lovely and she bleached my hair to perfection we had a good old chat

I was telling mum today about the conversation we’d had

‘Cause it usually takes me a while to remember stuff

And Miss 5 was listening and asked

Well who IS TJ Dennis?

I said

Well that used to be mummy before I started being Jenny Talia

And she kind of looked at me funny for a while and I was expecting her to diagnose me as schizophrenic ’cause she’s such a brainiac make that “Tsk tsk” sound and shake her head – like she always does when she thinks I’m a weirdo

And she says

So you’re kinda like Miley Cyrus 

And then you go to work and you’re Hannah Montanna?

Not bad I think

 Yeah honey, that’s about right if Miley Cyrus sings a song called ‘Camel Toe’

Then she finished with

But there’s only Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montanna

And you’re TJ Dennis and Jenny Talia AND Mummy

I’m thinking so?

Well you can’t be all of them

You’re only allowed to be two

So you have to choose

 

Jeeeesus she sounds just like me when did she get so bossy?