So there was a bit of a road block getting into town today
Apparently some prisoners had escaped from the local jail
So Mum and Dad just stopped by my room
I didn’t hear them knocking ’cause I’ve been asleep since 8:30pm I was cranking the music sooo loud
They wanted to remind me to keep the door locked ’cause I’m like, TWELVE!
I’m sooooo glad they did though
‘Cause I’m forever leaving my hotel doors open, hoping for some wacked out, on the lamb crims to stop by
Now if they looked like George Clooney when he was hot as a mofo in that movie that I can’t remember the name of an escaped prisoner
Then the deadbolt might ‘accidentally’ get left unlocked, you know?
But the chances of THAT being the case are absolutely fuck all pretty slim
What’s the bet that THIS is the standard of convict specimen currently running around these parts?
Along with his brother
And don’t forget their cousin Earl
The deadbolt is soooo staying ON dudes