How cool is this?
I am blogging about our car trip – while we’re still in the CAR
We aren’t even THERE yet
Although I have asked that question 10 times already
You’ll have to excuse the fuck-ups messy typing
‘Cause Hollywood thinks he’s a race car driver it’s a bumpy road
10 minutes ago:
Me: A plan without a cut off date is just a dream
Dad: What?
Me: If you have a plan, and you don’t have a timeline for it to work, then you’re a dreamer
Dad: That’s very profound – where’d you get that from?
Me: Hollywood
Hollywood: Me?
Me: Yeah, I’m sure it was you that told me that Holly
Hollywood: Wow, sounds very smart. Are you sure it was me?
Me: Oh hang on, maybe it wasn’t you Holly
I think about it for a minute
Me: You’re right Holly, it wasn’t you
It was Doctor Phil
You can’t blame a girl for getting them confused can you?
Dr Phil is way more appealing because he is much better looking and much sexier, or maybe it’s just because he has shitloads more money and is much BIG-GER!
Thumbs up, Holly…That’s Dr. Phil’s way of giving her the finger!