dude looks like a lady

Remember this guy?

The PREGNANT MAN that then went on to freak everyone the fuck out give birth to a baby

Out if his VAGINA

Now I don’t know about you

But where I come from, if you push a baby out of your vajay-jay

That makes you a WOMAN, not a MAN arsehole

And to show us all just how WOMANLY he really is

He’s gone and had another baby

Look, I’m happy for you mate.

Having kids is pretty awesome

But dude, you’re a DUDE

 

If I give it another couple of years, I reckon I could grown a mustache too

If I get enough stray eyebrows happening

Then if I had another baby – would I be a MAN?

No. I’d be a woman, with a mustache, and a vajay-jay,  who had a baby

Just like you are a woman, with a mustache, AND a vajay-jay , who had a baby

I don’t see there’s much of a difference

 

I’m prepared to be proven wrong on this one though

If you care to give me some of those fertility / hormonal / super drugs you’ve been taking

I’ll pass them on to my husband

And the next time he brings up having another baby

I’ll let him know it’s HIS TURN to go thru hell and back do it

He’ll just have to go and fuck himself first!