random crap

So in today’s random crap blog

We’ll start with 

This dude

Preaching to absolutely no one the passing pedestrians on the streets of Melbourne

Seriously mate, no one gives a fuck cares

And I’m not about to change my status as a recovering Catholic get my daily dose of GOD from you

You’re not the kind of life coach I’m looking for buddy

I’d love to know his success rate

I’m guessing it’s fuck all pretty low

 

 

In happier news

We had this bloke

Who was fun and entertaining

And I walked away grateful that I only lug a guitar around

This busker has a PIANO to take to work 

He must have some serious muscle under that hat

 

In smellier news

I had vegetarian lasagna for lunch

This guys taxi totally smelt like a curried egg FART

 

And for a daily dose of wacky tourists 

Check out this couple

In downtown Melbourne (on a Tuesday?) in their finest wedding attire

That they bought from Cyndi Lauper & Rick Springfield

 

 

And lastly

We’ve trained Fluffy how to use Skype

 

Now if we could only train him to stop eating his own shit

One comment

  1. Random Crap Joke:

    2 hicks sitting at a bar (Let’s call them Clem & Floyd). Lady at bar starts to choke on peanut. Clem says, “Are you alright?” Lady shakes her head, NO! Floyd says, “Can you breathe”? Lady (panicking) shakes her head NO!!! Floyd gets up, goes up behind her and pulls down her pants and begins to quickly lick her ass. She is so horrified, the peanut dislodges. Clem says, “Well looky thar…That’s the first time I done seen anyone save a life with the hind-lick”.

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