emergencies only

Driving from Dunedin to Timaru today we stopped in at Oamaru for petrol and brekky

An ambulance pulled up next to us as the petrol station and the two officers got out

man 1: Great show the other night Jenny

me: Thanks mate

man 2: What show?

man 1: She was part of the Kevin Bloody Wilson show

man 2: You went to that?

man 1: Yeah why?

Before they got into a big discussion on the pros and cons of exposing yourself to the questionable morals of one of our shows, I jumped in the ambulance to  see if I could find any drugs check it out

Here’s hoping this is the only time I ever spend in an ambulance

I told the boys about my little whack attack ritual I do every time I see an ambulance

(click here if you missed it)

Then I got the fuck outta there headed off to brekky before they locked me in the back and dropped me off at the local nut house mental facility

One comment

  1. “Pray for him when they speed by
    so the sick man doesn’t die
    If you don’t, you’ll get your ride
    in a big black limo to the other side” :O

    The Ambos are BRILLIANT! I think they know more than the docs. The last ride I had I actually said, “Can I just stay here with you?”

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