what does this look like to you?
Whatever your guess was, I bet it was something gross
It is pretty hideous looking isn’t it?
I can’t think of anything nice this might actually be
Even though this is what it really is
I know, it looks like something left over from an Italian’s bikini wax
It’s actually the ‘blanket’ on the bed in my hotel room
A really lovely room – comfy bed and all that
But I’d rather freeze my tits off turn the heat up than wrap myself in this
All shades of fucking wrong right there people…