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I’ve spent a huge chunk of today catching up on the ironing

I don’t know how you guys feel about ironing but it’s always been one of my top ten ways to spend my time

Here’s my complete list – in no particular order:

  1. getting my bikiniwaxed
  2. having a pap smear
  3. root canal
  4. giving birth
  5. banging my head against a wall
  6. being seated next to an obese person when flying
  7. doing aerobics
  8. ironing
  9. grocery shopping
  10. smelling my husband’s farts

What’s your top 10?


  1. 1. dentist
    2. smear test
    3. listening to kids fighting (which they seem to do all the time)
    4. ironing (esp school uniforms)
    5. gardening
    6.queuing (in shops)
    7. queuing (on motorways)
    8. going in the toilet after my other half
    9. getting up early when kids are on holidays
    10. going through the massives of junk e-mails i get every day

  2. 1. emptying cat litter tray
    2. sticking needle in eyeball
    3. ironing
    4. plucking hormonal hairs from chin
    5. finding perfect fitting bra
    6. vacuuming
    7. scaling & gutting fish
    8. polishing shoes
    9. scraping weeds from between backyard pavers
    10. cleaning oven

    Ahh the life of an independent single chick like myself – it’s great to spend my time on some of these favourite pastimes. Sing polly wolly doodle all the day…what the f#%!

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