So we have some (relatively) new neighbours
They moved in a few houses down about 6 months ago
They have a dog
It stays outside all day & night
Barking it’s arse off
I’m trying to work out a ‘nice’ way to let them know it’s driving me fucking crazy annoying
The fact that it wakes my kids up at least once a night is the reason I want to kill it not letting them get a good night sleep, and therefor making my days 43 hours long kinda difficult
I haven’t met them before so I was thinking a letter may be the way to go
Anonymous of course because I wouldn’t want to go to jail for threatening their mutt’s life embarass them
Plus I’m a chicken shit
I would love any suggestions you guys may have on how to word it as we’re all aware that I’m not the most tactful girl around
In saying that though – I think I’ve done pretty well so far:
Dear New Neighbours
A belated welcome to our great suburb
We’ve noticed you have a dog
What a coincidence – so do we!
We love our dog
Do you love yours?
If you do, could you please let him inside every now and then?
That would save me the trouble of coming over and kidnapping it.
Don’t panic though. I would return him
Once I’d had his larrynx removed so he could no longer bark all fucking day which does my head in, wakes my children up and makes them arseholes
I’m bitchy on a good day
Let’s not make it any worse
No hard feelings
PS – looking forward to seeing you at the next street party!
How am I doing so far??