call the fire department…

I got to choose what kind of cake I wanted this year for my birthday because I’m a spoilt brat my husband is a big spunk!

I went with chocolate, with chocolate fudge frosting, filled with chocolate custard

I love chocolate – but only for breakfast occasionally…

OK – that’s a lie

And I even SHARED with the kids

After they cried asked really nicely

And after we’d put the fire out

And there was only 7 candles on there

‘Cause we couldn’t fit all 25 on

Yes I’m full of shit

I’m really 27