safety first

I’m not sure if all families with large dogs have the same requirements

In our house, we suggest always wearing a helmet when playing with the horseΒ puppy

We recommend it be a ‘princess’ helmet

Which of course matches the princess lunchbox, backpack, bike, bedspread, bathroom and every other fuckingΒ thing in our house

I’m living in a tom-boy prison

How did this HAPPEN??

2 comments

  1. Try living with POWER RANGERS, Ninja Turtles and bloody Pokemon! They’re teenagers now…Try DIRTY LAUNDRY (on floor), SCREECHING GUITARS, DRUMS, DRUMS, DRUMS, BLOODY DRUMS!

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