safety first

I’m not sure if all families with large dogs have the same requirements

In our house, we suggest always wearing a helmet when playing with the horse puppy

We recommend it be a ‘princess’ helmet

Which of course matches the princess lunchbox, backpack, bike, bedspread, bathroom and every other fucking thing in our house

I’m living in a tom-boy prison

How did this HAPPEN??


  1. Try living with POWER RANGERS, Ninja Turtles and bloody Pokemon! They’re teenagers now…Try DIRTY LAUNDRY (on floor), SCREECHING GUITARS, DRUMS, DRUMS, DRUMS, BLOODY DRUMS!

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