I know some of you have already seen it

But if you haven’t

Here’s one of my most fave clips ever

A funny as fuck, fuck it up version of an Aussie classic

Every time I see him do this live, I laugh like it was the first time

For those of you that haven’t already…..meet my Dadddio!

Obviously *I* take after Mum

I am that

But even with all the God-Jesus-church-amen and hallelujahs going on in this clip

I still love it

It made me smile

And without trying to sound all Oprah-y

It made my heart sing a wee bit

Don’t panic

I’ll be back to the dick jokes before you know it

Than with butterfly cupcakes

Happy Birthday to one of my favourite people on the planet

Love you Nanna x

no I’m not

Couldn’t help myself

(For those of you that don’t know the story you can see it here)

Happy 92nd birthday NANNA!!

Someone should totally show her this vid

She’d be so proud.

Anyhoo, she had this pic on there

And said,

…stare at the red dot on her nose for 30 seconds.
Look at the ceiling and blink really quickly

So I did

And I, like her, was all, WHAT THE FUCK?!?

What is this fuckery with my eyes

And how the fuck?

So yeah, consider me confused and ready for a drink

Otherwise known as Tuesday

Good

Then I think we can agree that Magoo doesn’t need to see this, K?

Can’t drag yourself away from Twitter?

Don’t want to miss a enemies friend’s status update on Facebook?

Then grab yourself one of these ugly fucking things must have loser pillows cushions for those who like to power nap while they network

Although, it looks a bit masturbate-y to me

Like guys should stick on their lap

And start ratlin’ the sperm bank

Or is that just the way my brain works?

Don’t answer that

Would you use one?

Alternatively, you could just save your money for cheese puffs and beer

And just take your laptop to bed like I do

This little Aussie is giving away five copies of my new DVD, WHO DARES GRINS

Yep, 5 DVDs in 5 days!

This competition is for all my mates on all the social networking sites

All you need to do is share!

You’ve seen my new vid, SHIT (BOGAN) AUSTRALIANS SAY

It doesn’t come much more Aussie than that, does it?

If you post the link, share the video, or post the video, consider yourself in with a chance!

I’ll be checking Facebook, Twitter, YouTube - all of it, over the next 5 days

And will pick one random winner each day

Remember what your Mum said, “SHARE!”

Good Luck!

Here’s the YouTube link for the clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdOXNDUsp4k

On Twitter? Here’s your link: http://clicktotweet.com/sZa0d

** UPDATE **

Winner #1 BRIAN REDMAN from Queensland

Winner #2 FLOSS FLOSSEY BOYD from New Zealand

Winner #3 PETER BLAIR from Scotland

Winner #4 RUSS FAHLGREN from Texas

Winner #5 TRACIE COLLINS from the UK

I’ve been laughing my arse off at a lot of them

My faves are this one and this one

Then my mate Marty suggested I give it a go so you can blame her for this

It didn’t take me long to figure out who would be saying the ‘shit’ in my vid

And before the bogans of the world get all spewy with me for taking the piss

Remember, I’m from Kalgoorlie

Where bogans were  INVENTED