Now, I don’t watch any of the Housewive’s shows

You know, Housewives of New Jersey

Housewives of Miami

Housewives of Atlanta

I’ve never watched one episode of any of them

But I think I should start

I think we ALL should start

Because this complete clusterfuck in the video below is on one of the shows I don’t know which fucking one

And ladies, she makes me feel VERY good about myself

She will for you too

Consider watching this an ego boost

‘Cause I guarantee  we all have more talent in our left labia than this stupid mole

I love her!

There’s a lot of blogs I read regularly

On of them is SCARYMOMMY

I like her

She’s smart, funny

And occasionally says fuck

I like that in a blogger

Then she did  a post on ‘how to be a good wife’

And I’m all, ‘scuse me?

What is this fuckery?

This blogger, who I totally thought was one of us

Was preaching about the virtues of ‘obeying’ your husband

It was a big lecture in submissive bullshit

And the feminazis reckon I take the women’s movement back 100 years?

SCARYMOMMY had us all back wearing aprons and kissing our husband’s arses

Polishing their shoes & their knobs

While serving up a 3 course meal

Then she posted this video

And I was ready to find out her address & go to her house and bitch slap her upside the head for being an utter doormatted fucktard

Turns out she was *taking the piss

So now who’s the fucktard?

A GULLIBLE FUCKTARD??

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*Aussie speak for ‘making a dick out of me fun of’