After flying on Buddy Holly Airlines on little planes
And I mean liitle
Like, don’t even have a flight attendant
Or SNACKS
Or a toilet!
Yep, THAT little
When I get off one of those flights
The first thing I look for is a bathroom
Because after 2 babies
My bladder doesn’t do as it’s told anymore
Especially after bumpy flights
That make you question if you actually landed
Or were shot down
At least it’s always easy to find a bathroom at an aiport
They’re usually clearly signed
But this one yesterday
SPOKE to me
Like it read my mind
And knew if I didn’t get in there fast
There’d be puddles
The toilet signage was inclusive too
Even the dude in the wheelchair looks about ready to pee his pants

