We’ve been making our way through North Queensland for nearly two weeks now

Leaving our mark at public toilets across the state

With a trail of “I Love My Jenny Talia” stickers

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We’ve been lucky to stay in some beautiful places

Mackay was definitely one of those

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And as with every tour, we’ve been loving meeting some of the mad buggers that have come out to the shows

Like Kim – whose jeans now how my scribble on the bum

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And this lovely lady

It actually took me a while to recover from the shock of meeting her

And realising that I’d finally been “OUT-blinged” by someone

But I’ve already started stocking up on glitter & sparkly things

My plan is to blow her out of the water on the next tour through these parts

Nicely of course

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There’s been whole families come along to the show

And that makes me happy

You know, knowing my family is not the only fucked-up one out there

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This has been my favourite shirt of the tour so far

A guy actually came to the show wearing this same shirt in the UK last year

I told him I loved it, so he GAVE it to me

OK, I may have begged a little

So Mark was lucky, he got to keep his

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We’ve met some lovely people, like Matthew & Leanne is Innisfail

(& yeah, the main reason I put this pic in is because I’m the 2nd tallest one in it. Check THAT shit out!)

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And some crazy bastards like this mob in Ingham

HELLUP!

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Then last night in Atherton, we had a BELLY-FEST

Lots of boys wanted me to leave my mark on their gut

As they competed with each other in trying to convince me that “their” abs were better than their mates

Um…yeah I beg to differ in this case

While they had a *’how rock hard are my abs’ comp going on between them

(*code for  ’how soft is my peen)

I was running out of things to scrawl on them

They were all pretty wasted

So I’m hoping they wake up this morning, trying to put together the pieces of last night’s puzzle

And start questioning their sexuality

That would make me so happy

A while ago I heard about an interesting internet thingy that was going on

I couldn’t decide if it was a project or a competition

Or even just a geeky experiment

So I’ll just keep referring to it as a “thingy” shall I?

It’s called A LIFE IN A DAY

Here’s the YOU TUBE site for it

The idea behind A LIFE IN A DAY is for people from all over the world

To film their day

On the same day

The date was 24th July 2010

Once you filmed a day (or parts of) of what you get up to

You submitted it to their youtube site

The entries would then be viewed

And some would be chosen, and edited together

To make a feature length movie

Now, I know one of MY days was never going to end up in a movie

But it sounded like fun

And I always have my camera with me anyway

Plus some of my mates were doing it

That was enough reason for me

What I didn’t do, before making my video

Was read the rules

I know, me, skipping the details…who’d have thunk it?

Anyhoo

The rules state that within your video, you need to answer some questions

Like:

What’s in your pocket?

My answer, had I read the rules, would have been room key & fairy dust

What do you fear the most?

And my answer would have been, the closing of the tim tams factory & accidentally uploading ‘homemade porn’ to youtube

That’s if one was to MAKE homemade porn, or course

*ahem*

Your video is to have NO music

Huh?

But the soundtrack to MY life is Cyndi Lauper & Ace of Base

How do I exclude that?

And no profanity

What the fuck Mr Rulemaker?

This is turning out to be a life in SOMEONE ELSE’S DAY dude

So, now that I’ve fucked it up completely

And I’m already disqualified

Disqualified – God that word blows, doesn’t it?

I think for me,  it stems back to grade 5, and the interschool’s swimming carnival

Where I found out the hard way that a full body wetsuit & a snorkles were NOT regulation

I think my sense of fashion & ‘dressing for the occasion’ was lost on the masses

Ummm….where were we

Oh yeah

My movie’s called “UP”

Not like the DISNEY Movie “UP” of course

So there’s no copyright dramas, OK? I haven’t even SEEN the Disney one. But Diamond & the girls said it was hilarious. I didn’t want to see it anyway *sulky face*

Here is my LIFE IN A DAY…