The drive to Fielding today was spec-tac-u-lar!!
With some of the best scenery we’ve seen so far this tour
And not just because I was actually awake for this car trip
My jaw wasn’t just dropping from the postcard views out my window either
The conversation inside the car was pretty mind blowing too
Yeah, she’s back with a vengeance
Mum: Wow, look at all the windmills…they are everywhere!
Dad: It’s a good thing
Mum: What are they used for anyway? Is it for electricity or something?
Dad: What, are you stupid? Everyone knows what windmills are for
I thought that’s what they were for too – but then I saw Dad’s face in the rear view mirror and realised he was totally fucking with her
It’s one of our favourite things to do on tour
Mum: I thought it was like an environmental thing, you know to save power and stuff
Dad: Jesus, everyone knows what windmills are for
They’re to create a sea breeze Betty, a SEA BREEZE
Mum: Oh, well now I know then too don’t I?
Fark!
I have definitely inherited Mum’s brains
‘Cause Dad still has his
