too good to be toosday #3

Whattup spunkrats?

Let’s kick off this fine Tuesday with a little giveaway

Even if it’s already Wednesday where you are, ain’t no thang

I’ve been working on all sorts of stuff lately
And I thought I’d let you guys take a guess at one of the things I’ve got happening

Here’s your clue:
Yes, Imma be wearing this
In public
Stop laughing
Thinking about it has made my chocolate (& wine) intake double over the last few days
It’s going to be purdy fo sho.

In the spirit of ‘fuck it’….I thought we’d have some fun with it
Leave a comment on this post, telling me WHY you think I’ll be wearing this curvy girl’s worst fucking nightmare

I’ll pick two winners…
One with the CORRECT answer (that’s assuming someone actually gets the right answer)
And the other with the FUNNIEST my FAVOURITE answer

Each winner will receive a signed copy of my latest album, F.O.C.U.S.

Winners announced Friday 11th October
You can enter as many times as you’d like

Go get ’em!!

**CONGRATS TO SHARA & MARRIANNE….good guessing ladeez!!!



too good to be toosday #2

It’s that time again my lovelies!
I had so much fun reading your comments in last week’s (first ever) TOO GOOD TO BE TOOSDAY – that I’m ready to do it again.
Plus, it’s also Tuesday….so there’s that.
This week, I want to hear your worst or best (depending on if you were the giver or receiver I guess) PICK UP LINES.
Again, I’ll pick a winner in the next 24 hours and send them out a CD or DVD, whatever they choose!

Just like last time, I’ll even go first!
My favourite pick up line (used on me) was,
“…Io mangio in medio”. I was so drunk flattered that I was getting romanced in Italian, I didn’t bother to find out what it meant until YEARS later.
The English translation is, “…I eat in the middle”
Diamond…always the smooth talker.



UPDATE: OK, this was a bit harder to pick than I thought it would be. So I decided to go with the one that made me laugh, every time I read it. That means BRUCE WALKER, you’re the winner, bud! Bruce’s line was, “…do you want to go out with me? Blink for YES, backflip for NO”. Way to go Brucey!!

too good to be toosday

People say that Wednesday is hump day, as in halfway through the working week blah blah shut your whinging
Personally, I’ve always thought that Tuesday is a much harder day to get through. I mean, Sunday you’re usually hangover as a motherfucker, which leaves you still pretty spaced out on Monday.
But by Tuesday, you’ve totally sobered up. And you’re all, what is this fuckery?
There’s no good news on TV (is there ever?), politicians are still dickwads…AND….the Olympics aren’t even shown LIVE for fuck’s sake!
Yes peeps….life truly can be bullshit sometimes
A little giveaway *every week or so (*when I remember) to turn that hole in your face into a smile!
Best part?
YOU tell ME what you want!!
A CD or DVD….your choice
And to enter, you just have to leave a comment
Too fucking easy, right?

This week, just leave a comment telling me what your favourite swear word is.
I’ll even go first….mine, is FUCKTARD!
It’s that easy!
So leave a comment, and I’ll pick a winner in the next 24 hours.


UPDATE: The winning entry is….are you ready for it…
COCK-JUGGLING-THUNDER-CUNT! I have said it at least 20 times since I first read it. I think I have a new favourite on my hands. Fucking hilarious! Congrats to Ian Mann!! Your DVD is in the mail, you funny bastard.