holy shit there’s a 2016 uk tour!

Dad’s just announced his ‘SECOND’ of the FINAL FAREWELL TOURS…perhaps! for the UK starting November 2016
And guess who his special guest is?
And not just because Kylie Minogue was already booked
Can you say excited??
Coz I is!


Tickets go on sale THIS FRDAY 6th November
You can buy them online at SEETICKETS.COM from 10am or by calling 0871 220 0260 (that’s like one of those 10p per minute sex lines, without the sex. Err refund!?)
Now ALL our Pommy mates have their Christmas shopping sorted and it’s only November!


Because really, whose Nanna DOESN’T want to find tickets to see KEVIN BLOODY WILSON & JENNY TALIA in her Christmas stocking so she can fulfill her lifelong dream of  belting out Santa Claus and Camel Toe with us?
You can thank us later.
With hugs.
And chocolate.
And don’t forget wine, because hello, do you even know me?KBW UK Tour Poster 2016


This tour is going to be huge and no doubt sold out – thanks to the always brilliant and more than a little nuts, UK crowds.
Grab your tickets NOW.
(and by now I mean Friday)
I cannot wait!
Only 364 sleeps to go!
But who’s counting?
(don’t lie, you are too 😛  )

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first round of sydney tour dates are a go!

The Sydney tour dates have been posted….huzzah….check ’em out HERE
I’m told there’s still more to be added, so keep checking back
We’re hitting some of my favourite places on this tour, THE FIRST OF THE FAREWELL TOURS for Dad

I know there’s more than a few of you out there that are getting a bit panic-y at the thought of Dad retiring.
He’s not stopping. He’s just slowing down.
This is a man that has averaged more that 120 shows a year for nearly 30 years
Added to that, he loves the shit out of what he does
More than that…IMHO, there’s nobody out there that does it better
And no matter what he’s doing, he’ll ALWAYS be writing and releasing new stuff
Fuckin’ A to that.
So fear not peeps 

How cool is the tour poster?
GT (who does ALL our artwork) has done it again

And me lighting the rocket?

Sydney, I can’t wait to be in you!!