Please forgive me for the eleventy-hundred pics in this post

Or don’t

I just wanted sufficient documentation

Proof, if you like

That the Australian Prime Minister, Julia Gilliard, is a hussy

You see, U.S. President, Barack Obama, just did a whirlwind visit to Oz

And in that time

Our chief Fanta Pants, could not stay away from the poor dude

Like, followed his arse EVA-REE-WHERE

Giving him her best “yes big boy….the curtains DO match the carpet…let me show you” look

Trying to stick her tongue in his ear at every opportunity

I mean, the dude’s married to one of the hottest black women on the planet

With a set of biceps that would mangle old mango mutt up in a minute

No ranga, not even a powerful stupid one could stand a chance

I mean, Bazza’s kinda handsome and all

But geez Jules, you’ve got a hairdresser who the whole world knows is a raging poof fella of your own at home

You can’t have everything you want you know

You already fucked one powerful man

I think that might be enough now

Not that you’re going to listen to a voice of reason

Apparently once you’ve dreamed of having had Barack…you can’t go back

Slut.

Here’s a pic of me in 2003

When I was about 4 minutes pregnant

Before I exploded into a pile of hemorrhoids and stretch marks

Yeah,  I was one of those ‘lovely’ looking up the duff sheilas towards the end

8 years ago today, Diamond I became parents

Happy Birthday Macaroni

* will not cry * will not cry * will not cry * will not cry * will not cry * will not cry * will not cry * will not cry * will not cry * will not cry * will not cry * will not cry * will not cry *

How about you get some of those arseholes who think they’re heros

Those “thugs” going through Britain in gangs

Burning buildings

Trashing businesses

And ruining lives

Just for the sake of it

How about you ship the little fuckers off to Afghanistan

Show them what their fellow countrymen are sacrificing

For the country some bastards are so intent on destroying

Show them what a real man is

Everybody has different ways of relaxing

Read a book

Glass of wine

Smoke a joint

Massage

Take a nap

For me, I like to watch this

It chills me out

The mellow background music

The waves crashing

It also makes me laugh my arse off