So first I read about this lady in Arkansas who got pregnant twice
AT. THE. SAME. TIME.
Not twins, not IVF
Just through plain old fashioned horizontal hokey-pokey
It’s kind of fucked up bizarre really
You can read the whole story HERE
And then, not 10 minutes later
I read about about a woman in Indonesia who gave birth to an 18 pound baby
She had a c-section
But seriously, how the fuck else are you going to get that little buddha out else could you do it?
What was she eating while she was pregnant?
I started to think about the first lady
And what would happen if both her babies weighed as much as the Indonesian lady’s
And I crossed my legs just imagining it
And oh-my-God if I didn’t start to feel sick
And ended up having to have a lay down
With an ice-pack on my vajay-jay