So I got me the new iPhone
It’s pretty cool
The battery doesn’t seem to last as long as it did in my old one
But that is more than made up for by the new phone having SIRI
Here’s how she is ‘officially’ described
Siri on iPhone 4S lets you use your voice to send messages, schedule meetings, place phone calls, and more. Ask Siri to do things just by talking the way you talk. Siri understands what you say, knows what you mean, and even talks back. Siri is so easy to use and does so much, you’ll keep finding more and more ways to use it.
Firstly, let me say that I was excited to have a voice recognition gadget that I didn’t have to fake an American accent for. Hello EVERY company’s automated phone directory
that never fucking understand me
Of course, it didn’t take me long to start fucking with Siri
Asking her all sorts of personal shit
Actually Magoo was the first
Asking Siri what her favourite colour was
And I was like…..ooooh…this could be F-U-N!
Diamond wanted to know, why DID the chicken cross the road?
Well played Siri
Macaroni wanted in too
She asked Siri if she knew any good jokes
Ha, apparently Siri’s got a sense of humour
But when I wanted Siri to answer MY questions….
Siri, do you think I’m funny?
What? You answered everyone else’s questions
OK, what about…where do you live Siri?
What do you look like
Um, yeah….it kinda does. I don’t want to be the one person with the ‘ugly’ Siri on their phone
I think you might have a bit of bitch in you Siri
And PMS too apparently
Do you think I should dye my hair dark again Siri?
Work? This is very important Siri. This is the kind of shit I need ANSWERS to girlfriend
Gah…now you made me go and google arbitrary. I think if you’re going to use words I don’t understand, like exercise or low fat, or arbitrary – you should give me the definition too
Are you fucking with me Siri?
You ARE fucking with me!
Aren’t you supposed to be NICE to me? And HELP me? ‘Cause right now, all you’re doing is my head in
I don’t know why they called you Siri. They should have called you Nasty, or Bitchy