Category Archives: shut the fuck up already

hook, line & sinker

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There’s a lot of blogs I read regularly

On of them is SCARYMOMMY

I like her

She’s smart, funny

And occasionally says fuck

I like that in a blogger

Then she did  a post on ‘how to be a good wife’

And I’m all, ‘scuse me?

What is this fuckery?

This blogger, who I totally thought was one of us

Was preaching about the virtues of ‘obeying’ your husband

It was a big lecture in submissive bullshit

And the feminazis reckon I take the women’s movement back 100 years?

SCARYMOMMY had us all back wearing aprons and kissing our husband’s arses

Polishing their shoes & their knobs

While serving up a 3 course meal

Then she posted this video

And I was ready to find out her address & go to her house and bitch slap her upside the head for being an utter doormatted fucktard


Turns out she was *taking the piss

So now who’s the fucktard?

A GULLIBLE FUCKTARD??

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*Aussie speak for ‘making a dick out of me fun of’


snowed in

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Well, we’re not really

But some people are spazzing out like we are

Everyone I see says something like

Oooooh, I can’t believe how cold it is

And I’m thinking, well I can

Like, it’s WINTER

In CHICAGO

YOU. DUMB. FUCK.

And I dunno, maybe it’s the PMS

But it’s shitting me to tears

Yuk, this snow is so horrible, I can’t stand it

Yeah, well I can’t stand your bitching

I bet your the same people that get all cry-baby in summer too

Oooh, it’s too HOT, I can’t stand it

How about you just shut the fuck up?

Man, how much of a crabby mole do I sound like today?

Can’t say I give a fuck really

‘Cause so far, I’m totally enjoying my bitchy-rant

I forgive you if you need to close your browser window and go to a more happy-happy-sucky-feel-good site

Like THIS crap

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‘Cause there’s winter

And then there’s fucking WINTER

Where you’re up to your arse in it

Surrounded by snow

Pounded by snow

Buried in it

And I like that I’m not the only weirdo out there

That there’s other people who love the shit out of it too

And for everyone else?

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