day of the daddios

For all the Daddios out there (in the U.S, Canada, U.K.,South Africa and pretty much everywhere except Australia) ….today is YOUR day.

A day full of homemade cards, coffee delivered to you in bed

Maybe watch a game on TV

Hangout with the family, BBQ, enjoy the sunshine

We have plans to do all of the above today. Diamond, his Dad, his brother…and in a rare turn of events, MY DAD…will all be here to celebrate the day their swimmers made it to the promised land

We’re going all out to make it a great day of it for the Dads in our family. Starting with the kids and I making pancakes and bacon for Diamond’s breakfast in bed

Except that Diamond may have ended up making them himself ’cause I couldn’t find the eggs or work out how to turn the stove on. Fuck off, it’s way more complicated than it sounds

So HAPPY FATHER’S DAY Dads

Beer and blow jobs for everyone!

*last year I must have been drunk pms-ing on Father’s Day, ’cause I don’t get don’t usually get this soppy unless I’m medicated

 

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