For all the Daddios out there (in the U.S, Canada, U.K.,South Africa and pretty much everywhere except Australia) ….today is YOUR day.
A day full of homemade cards, coffee delivered to you in bed
Maybe watch a game on TV
Hangout with the family, BBQ, enjoy the sunshine
We have plans to do all of the above today. Diamond, his Dad, his brother…and in a rare turn of events, MY DAD…will all be here to celebrate the day their swimmers made it to the promised land
We’re going all out to make it a great day of it for the Dads in our family. Starting with the kids and I making pancakes and bacon for Diamond’s breakfast in bed
Except that Diamond may have ended up making them himself ’cause I couldn’t find the eggs or work out how to turn the stove on.
Fuck off, it’s way more complicated than it sounds
*last year I must have been
drunk pms-ing on Father’s Day, ’cause I don’t get don’t usually get this soppy unless I’m medicated