Don’t forget, if you want your signed copy of my new DVD, WHO DARES GRINS, this Christmas

You’ll need to order in the next 24 hours to make sure we get it out to you in time

All orders received by December 15th will arrive by Christmas!

Recorded live in South Africa

(track listing)

NICE GIRLS
FUCK FOR A LIVING
HEY MUM
TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
CHOCOLATE’S BETTER THAN SEX
WAX ON (WAX OFF)
DÉJÀ VU
BILLY THE KID
CAMEL TOE
BASTARD
10 THINGS
*bonus track*
WAIT

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After the Melbourne shows were done

I was lucky enough to be able to squeeze in a quick trip (1 day) in Perth before I headed back to Chicago

I got to see my brother and his family, my girlfriends

But the main purpose, was to see Nan & Pop

Pop’s is living in the nursing home now with Nanna

My Aunty and cousin had decorated their room for them

Nanna has always loved Christmas. She always wears festive clothes, Christmasssy jewelry and this year is no exception

She was showing me her new Christmas outfit and jewelry

I loved looking around their room and recognising some of their ornaments from when I was a kid, spending Christmas at their house

Nanna didn’t have her teeth in, and Pop wouldn’t put his pants on

So yeah, no photos of them

You’re welcome

I cried when I said goodbye – I always do

But I know how lucky I am, to have grandparents who are both in their nineties

That remember me, can have a great chat with me, and even joke with me

And getting to hug them both hard – and tell them just how much I love them

Has already made this the best Christmas

The one holding the teddy is me

I let my brother do all the dirty work

There’s officially 2 more weeks left to order the new DVD, WHO DARES GRINS, if you want it in time for Christmas!

Whether it’s for you, or someone you love enough to give the gift of fuck songs

It’ll be signed, and arrive in time to stick under the tree

The idea of people waking up Christmas morning and opening their pressies – and seeing my mug and monster jugs

Makes me happy!

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