50 more sleeps….the fuck??

For some of you (Aussies) it’s only 49!!

I know, I know, you totally want to punch me in throat right now
But I didn’t make Christmas the 25th December, so this one’s totally not on me
Blame Jesus or Santa or Obama if you want

Even then, it’s still only 50 days until Christmas you guys!!
Holy buckets of reindeers!

I really shouldn’t be too bothered, because I’m usually one of those arseholes that’s done with my Christmas shopping by September
But not this year

Recording the new album, taking time off while my Mum was here
And me being the current gold medal holder for the procrastinating olympics
Are all factors in me wanting Christmas moved back at least until February

I don’t fancy my chances

But I can kinda help YOU guys out

Did ya know I have a new album out A Christmas Album?
If you didn’t know I think we might have to break up
Yep, CHRISTMASHITS

And if that doesn’t make the perfect fucking Christmas gift for those you love this year
You can butter my butt and call me a biscuit (Macaroni’s new favourite saying, blame her)

I know I wouldn’t mind MY stocking being chock-full of genitalia JENNY TALIA
Who doesn’t want 15 tracks of adults only sing-a-long festive tunes??

Or as it was described on one website…

If Bette Midler and Joan Rivers had a baby that could play guitar and write Christmas songs, Jenny Talia’s CHRISTMASHITS is the album that kid would make!

So here’s the deal…
You can order SIGNED copies of CHRISTMASHITS via the website
HERE’S THE LINK TO ORDER
I leave for the Queensland and New Zealand Tours this weekend, but any orders that come in before then, can be personally signed to whoever you want.
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Mailman, husbands, kid’s teachers!
Perfect!

If you want to download CHRISTMASHITS on iTunes
HERE’S THE LINK TO GET YOU THERE…

And you know what I just discovered?
(that’s probably been around for donkeys but fuck off it takes me a while)
You can ‘GIFT’ someone an album on iTunes!
Yup, right under the ‘buy album’ button, is the option to GIFT the album to the person of your choice

So I just saved myself a shitload of postage and gifted my album 14 times to various family members all over the map
YOU ARE WELCOME AUNTY JANIS.
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Starting in December, I’ll be running a CHRISTMASHITS COMPETITION
With some cool, exclusive prizes
More details on that soon!

ANYONE that’s bought a copy of the album will be automatically entered into the CHRISTMASHITS COMP
The more copies you buy, the more chances you have to win!

So, fuck Christmas being only 50 days away
I think we just sorted that shit out in a few paragraphs, AMIRIGHT?
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Pass the eggnog!

CLICK HERE TO BUY CHRISTMASHITS ON iTUNES

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOUR COPY OF CHRISTMASHITS ON CD!

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christmas competition

Alright then, let’s turn this Christmas spirit up a notch, shall we?
It’s no secret I love Christmas
LURVE it
I want to make one of you guys love it just a little bit more too
Sooo…..I’m going to giveaway a COMPLETE collection of ALL my stuff

That’s every CD
Jenny Talia From Australia

Tunnel Vision

Without Adult Supervision

The Blonde Leading The Blonde

Including my latest one, F.O.C.U.S.

My live DVD & poster, Who Dares Grins

My latest tshirt

All personally signed and wrapped up for you!

And to make it THAT much more Christmassy, I’ll be picking a random winner
CHRISTMAS EVE!

Oh yeah, excited yet?

To enter, all you have to do is LIKE my Facebook page
If you’ve already LIKED it (thank you!) just share it!
Nothing like a a bit of Jenny Talia at Christmas time
AMIRIGHT??

 

CLICK HERE TO LIKE MY FACEBOOK PAGE

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CLICK HERE TO LIKE MY FACEBOOK PAGE

**NOTE – I have TWO Facebook pages, one that’s full (fuck you Facebook) and the other one, that’s UNLIMITED!! That’s the one to LIKE & SHARE! THIS ONE! CLICK HERE!!

UPDATE:
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!
Big Congrats to MELISSA MACKAY from New Zealand
YOU WON IT ALL MEL!
Fuck yeah!

 

50 SHADES GIVEAWAY

Nearly 24,000 views and counting?
Wowsers.
I thought I’d celebrate by giving away the books I used in the video
The complete 50 SHADES trilogy!

One of them may have got wet in the bath scene
With WATER , don’t panic.
If you’ve already read them, you could totally use them as a prezzy for a pervey mate or family member this Christmas you tightwad.
And ladeez, if you’re waiting for me to giveaway the mammoth monster purple beast, you’ll be waitin’ a while…..’cause
A) that’s unhygienically bleck
B) it’s in the garbage
and
C) UN-HY-GEEE-NIC!
(PS you can BUY a NEW one HERE)

To enter, just leave a comment either here, or on the YouTube page
I’ll pick one at random NEXT FRIDAY…
Thanks again for watching and sharing the vid
And for helping to make my latest album, F.O.C.U.S. my most successful yet!

PS – This will be the first of MANY giveaways this December
Because if you know me, you know I love the motherfucking SHIT out of Christmas….so it’s time to get a giddyup on the gift giving!!

UPDATE – REBECCA JONES is the winner winner chicken dinner!! Onya Bec, enjoy the books!