Hey ho there peeps!
How’s it?
Yeah-yeah, I realize half of you are just going to scroll straight down to the dick pic
Go ahead
The rest of us (ie; those who love me not just for my penes) will carry on, shall we?
So last night’s show was awesome!
Sold out in Woy Woy
We got to meet a gorgeous little fan before the show
Shauna
Signed her guitar for her
And while Dad *pretended* to go find her one of his guitar picks
The rest of the crew, one at a time
Would sneak up to her and say, “….psstt…here’s one of Kev’s picks, but don’t tell him I gave it to you..!“
Poor kid was so torn
Excited to be getting some of Dad’s personal cool looking new picks
But struggling with the fact that she thought we were stealing them to give to her
She was putting them inside her pants
Until she gave herself such a wedgie
And her face was bright red with guilt
That she ‘fessed up and tried to give them back to Dad
But once we let her know we were just playing silly buggers and it was Dad who started it
She had the biggest giggle about it
Such a cutie
…..
In other news
Which some of you no doubt already know about
So yeah, 2 girls stole our stuff from backstage
While we were all in the foyer after the show signing cds & saying G’day to everyone
They’ve been identified, they were captured by 4 different security cameras at the venue
Geniuses as well as thieves, weren’t they?
I actually remember meeting them earlier in the night
And I’m not even joking when I tell you,
If their vajay-jays were as big as their mouths
Their guts would have dropped out
I mean that in the nicest possible way
Of course
We could stay angry about it
But at the end of the day, I’m not going to get 2 skanky hoes ruin what was, up until that point, one of the best nights of the entire tour
Woy Woy is a beautiful place, and the fans there were so brilliant to us
A lot of your responses to my Twitter & Facebook posts about it mentioned karma
And I reckon your right
What goes around comes around
But my fave message was “….may the fleas of a thousand camels infest their crotches, and their arms be too short to scratch them”
Gold
I’m hoping to get a copy of the security tape so I can include their lovely mugs on my video blog for this tour
Wouldn’t that be fucking AWESOME?
……..
Let’s go to our happy place shall we?
Well, not REALLY our happy place
More like the place that makes us gag a little
And feel superior in our normalcy
‘Cause we’re ALL SO NORMAL AREN’T WE?
Bwahahaha
You remember our little SLICED UP SLUGGY FRIEND
(oh yeah, don’t click on the above link if you are at work, eating, or prone to nightmares)
From a few weeks ago?
Good news you guys…
I found his DAD!!
Now I just need to find his Mum
And his sister
Maybe there’s some cousins out there somewhere too…
