“Why Can’t WE have ads like THIS on TV?”

I can’t remember if I posted this one or not yet

So, if I AM repeating-posting it

Just know that it is ENTIRELY on purpose

‘Cause it’s just bloody funny

Or any of you that were IN South Africa during the world cup

More specifically, any of you who were in South Africa for the world cup who used one of those stupid fucking vuvuzelas

I wanted to show you how they were made

I think this is payback enough for all the fucking noise you lot made during every God damn soccer game

Now go brush your teeth

*thanks Brett

Oh man with Daffy Duck tatooed all over your junk

I don’t need to read your wedding tackle to know you’re a party animal

But it might be time to lay off the crack pipe dude

I can’t believe I forgot that it was BAD-PENIS-TATTOO-THURSDAY yesterday

Sorry guys

And I don’t even have any new pics for you

It’s actually a lot harder to find tattooed penis‘ than you think

And I haven’t found any new painted ones for you either

But I did get sent this one

A DICK TREE!

That thing is an orgy waiting to happen

But you’d be amazed just how many penis tattoo pics there AREN’T

Well, there are

But YOU google it, and see if the result don’t make you mouth vomit

But it’s OK

I’ve found the next BEST thing

Thanks to my mate CJ I think

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BEND OVER he’s behind you!

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Yeah, yeah, trouser snake. I get it

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David Beckham’s not the only one I’d leave Diamond for with golden balls

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You know what they say about a man in uniform. Well, whatever is is, these 2 dudes make it totally not true anymore

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A cross between the Hulk & waiter at Dirty Dicks

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These would probably be better posted on a gay men’s porn site, but I would hate for you to miss out on ANYthing

Is this a BALLS bald eagle? So the artist/painter mad him mad huh?

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Pull on his trunk. I dare ya!

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It’s ‘BAD-PENIS-TATTOO-THURSDAY’

Please feel free to keep all your photos to yourself

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thanks Angela

Unless you’re a newsreader with one

For those of you who don’t give a shit aren’t familiar with her

She’s a former Disney star and now an actress / singer

Don’t get me wrong, I barely even know who she is

And I’d never even heard of her fiance

His name is Mike Comrie

And he’s a professional hockey player

So, anyway – they’re on vacation in Hawaii

And he proposes

All together now, aaawwwwww!

The paparazzi were there to capture the intimate, some might even say, PRIVATE, moment

You kinda feel bad for them that such a special time was somewhat invaded by the media

But, no harm, no foul I guess

The happy couple didn’t notice the cameras

It didn’t ruin their happy moment

The proposal went off without a hitch

And so did the thank you

You know, the bit after the girl says yes?

Yeah, that bit

Where she says a big ol’ THANK YOU

And gives him one of the last blow jobs the poor bastard will ever receive

Welcome to married life dude!

After leaving a gay nightclub

With a male companion as his passenger

The cops noticed him swerving all over the road ’cause he was getting his dick sucked

And charged him with a DUI

Hypocritical FUCKTARD much?

Ummm, I shop at Walmart

And wear my favourite clothes until they fall to pieces

So that kinda tells you how trendy I’m not I am

The main thing I’ve never understood is the whole fashion show scene

You know, where completely anorexic 13 year old girls parade their wares?

And they just make me feel bad for them

Like I should share my lunch with them

Buy your own bitches

Why do they put them in the weirdest bloody outfits?

That cost a fortune

Who fucking buys it?

Except maybe Lady Gaga

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But finally, some good news

Fashion that “I GET”

That makes sense

That I would totally buy

For my husband

DICK PANTS!

Fuckin’ A I say

Now us girls no longer have to sneak peaks at the boys’ lunchboxes

Make ‘em wear ‘em on the OUTSIDE

‘Cause I’m all about judging a man by the size of his baby maker book by it’s cover