OK, so this is a REpeat

But in the last 12 months, the amount of people that read this blog has quadrupled to eight

So It’s safe to assume that a lot of you haven’t seen this one yet

Plus, even if you are new here – you already know what a lazy cow I am

Happy New Year to all of you

Luv ya guts

x

Just finished the soundcheck for tonight’s show

We’d been told earlier, that this area of land

Has the HIGHEST population (per square km) of reptiles

Yes, SNAKES and lizards ‘n shit

But mainly SNAKES

SNAKES that bite

Scaley fuckers that can KILL you

SSSNAAKES!!

Where was I?

Oh yeah, so where I am, right now

And where I’m sleeping tonight

Is home to more fucking snakes than ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD

The fuck?

How come no one tells you this shit BEFORE you agree to the show

And then I see these dog-poo-picker-upper things each side of the stage

And assumed maybe they were for the dingo’s poo

‘Cause there’s bucket loads of those buggers out here too

But no, they’re there to pick up SNAKES

And put them in this

And no, I did NOT lift the lid to see if there was any in there

How could you even THINK that?

Gah, what is WRONG with you guys???

It’s like you WANT me to die.

So excited that my DVD, WHO DARES GRINS is just about here!

Here’s a preview of one of the tracks from the DVD

I get a lot of requests for this one, but I don’t do it live very often

It takes me to a bad place

Like, will never wear a bathing suit again if it means never having to wax down there again ’cause oh my God that shit hurts like a mofo and being a girl is kinda bullshit so why don’t we all go gorilla style for fuck’s sake – kinda bad place

Fuck that with a capital F

You’ll be able to order the DVD through the website SOON!

Julie came to our show the other night

And after signing her CD, she asked me to sign her leg

I said sure, and proceeded to be a smartarse and write, “wrong way go back”

And drew a big, black arrow, pointing to her ‘woo hoo’

I’m quite the artist when given the opportunity

She didn’t tell me she was getting it tattooed

She chose to just get inked with my signature

And not include my awesome-sauce artwork

Apparently I’m not the Picasso I think I am