You guys love me, right?

Good

Then I think we can agree that Magoo doesn’t need to see this, K?

I’ve posted before about my like for the new Justin Bieber Christmas song

And how it might even be my ringtone right now

And yes, I’ve received a tonne or flack for it

Whatevs

Like it or loathe it

I know you’re going to love the shit out of this version

It’s like an accidental FUCK IT UP FRIDAY!

At the airport, waiting to board the first of 3 flights

That will eventually drop me sometime Monday-ish

And hopefully my guitar for a fucking change

In Darwin

I have my travel pillow

Fully charged iPod

Snacks

A few glasses of red under my belt

And high hopes for a longer-than-long-wake-up-with-crusty-eyes-and-dribble-on-my-face sleep

Plan B – sleeping tablets

And a free punch in the face for any screaming kids

I’m singing this song today

And I blame my mother for playing this “music” non-stop when I was a kid

In fairness, I’ve met old Cliffy Baby a couple of times and he’s incredible lovely

And totally gay – but don’t tell Mum that. She’d be devastated, & I’d get a crack over the head

This is almost exactly what my vacation is looking like

Except no ones got an English accent or a red bus

In my summer holiday there’s a car, kids & possibly road rage

All made better by drinks with umbrellas in them