Remember a few years back when Mum & I
were drunk went and did this?
You’ll be happy to know that we have matured WAY beyond that, these days
And by matured, I mean we no longer video the dumb shit we do
Photos are just as fucking awesome
Am I right, Mum?
There are so many photos I want to share from the Vegas episode of RHYTHMS & ROOTS – I thought I’d start with these ones
I spent an amazing day hanging out with, and getting made-over, by some Vegas showgirls (one of whom was an Aussie!…HI ALECIA!)
Under 3 layers of spanx and 5 girls covering my face with glitter, putty filler and ten-tonne eyelashes
I morphed into this
I’m pretty sure you would’ve got the same result if Liberace and Jeannie Little ever bumped uglies.