I know some of you have already seen it

But if you haven’t

Here’s one of my most fave clips ever

A funny as fuck, fuck it up version of an Aussie classic

Every time I see him do this live, I laugh like it was the first time

For those of you that haven’t already…..meet my Dadddio!

Obviously *I* take after Mum

I am that

But even with all the God-Jesus-church-amen and hallelujahs going on in this clip

I still love it

It made me smile

And without trying to sound all Oprah-y

It made my heart sing a wee bit

Don’t panic

I’ll be back to the dick jokes before you know it

Anyhoo, she had this pic on there

And said,

…stare at the red dot on her nose for 30 seconds.
Look at the ceiling and blink really quickly

So I did

And I, like her, was all, WHAT THE FUCK?!?

What is this fuckery with my eyes

And how the fuck?

So yeah, consider me confused and ready for a drink

Otherwise known as Tuesday

Good

Then I think we can agree that Magoo doesn’t need to see this, K?

Can’t drag yourself away from Twitter?

Don’t want to miss a enemies friend’s status update on Facebook?

Then grab yourself one of these ugly fucking things must have loser pillows cushions for those who like to power nap while they network

Although, it looks a bit masturbate-y to me

Like guys should stick on their lap

And start ratlin’ the sperm bank

Or is that just the way my brain works?

Don’t answer that

Would you use one?

Alternatively, you could just save your money for cheese puffs and beer

And just take your laptop to bed like I do

I’ve been laughing my arse off at a lot of them

My faves are this one and this one

Then my mate Marty suggested I give it a go so you can blame her for this

It didn’t take me long to figure out who would be saying the ‘shit’ in my vid

And before the bogans of the world get all spewy with me for taking the piss

Remember, I’m from Kalgoorlie

Where bogans were  INVENTED

You know what that means?

Yep, I should totally have my own cooking show

I first heard this song through a friend of a friend

It was love at first listen

I have since downloaded the whole album from iTunes

And have proceeded to thrash the shit out of it

It is THE definition of awesome sauce – his voice, his lyrics, his melodies….all of it

I love that there is so much music out there that I have never heard of, that I get to find by complete happen chance  - then fall for it hard

In the fab words of the Aussie legend Molly Meldrum, DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR, and check out, “All I Ever Wanted” ….

Gimme more!

They make me laugh EVERY time I see them

Surely they were all taken in the days BEFORE digital cameras

Back when you took a pic, and had no idea how it turned out until you picked it up at the photo shop a week later

Because really, if you’d actually seen this shit with your own eyes first

You’d never SHOW it to anyone, right?

RIGHT?

Someone’s a bit excited about the Besty Wetsy doll Santa might bring her this year

This would have absolutely have been my Christmas card this year, if my husband wasn’t such a kill joy. I’m married to the fun police.

Would you even let a dude that looked like this NEAR your kids…..let alone put them on his lap? Looks like he just got done brawling over a bottle of booze in a bag with the other homeless Santas.

If I had a son, he’d totally be the little shit in this pic

And how it might even be my ringtone right now

And yes, I’ve received a tonne or flack for it

Whatevs

Like it or loathe it

I know you’re going to love the shit out of this version

It’s like an accidental FUCK IT UP FRIDAY!