They always say you can’t be everywhere at once…
But maybe you CAN!
Just to prove that the internet IS full of inappropriate weirdos…
I’ve got not one, but TWO, STAGEIT shows coming up next week.
2 shows for 2 different time zones
23rd March for my Pommy mates – 6pm LONDON time
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And then a second show the next morning 24th March
at stupid o’clock Chicago time) for my Aussie mates at 7pm Perth time / 10pm Sydney time.
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If you haven’t experienced a STAGEIT show before, it’s basically an ONLINE show, that I stream LIVE over the inter webs. You buy a ticket from STAGEIT and then log in online at showtime, and there I’ll be… on your computer screen
probably in pajamas
How cool is that?
Don’t ask me how it works.
I’ve been helping Magoo with 4th grade math homework all week and by brain has
told me to go fuck myself has quit for the year.
Now there’s nothing stopping you from buying tickets to BOTH shows, whatever time zone you happen to be in …… I’m looking at YOU South Africa!
I’ll take requests, chuck in some FUCK IT UP FRIDAYS… maybe even try one of my new songs on ya!
Are we friends on INSTAGRAM?
Is that even what it’s called on there?
Should it be, are you following me?
Or have you liked me?
Fuck, who even knows anymore
Too much liking, following and not enough poking for my taste.
I am on INSTAGRAM!
Come on over and say hi to me or whatever you’re supposed to do on there
I’ll be the one posting dick jokes and inappropriate memes
So you know, acting completely out of character
Before I head off for the first shows of the year
I’m going to be doing STAGEIT show!
9th MARCH is the date
It’ll be like a little warm up gig before the tour
Except, EVERYONE gets to see this show!
This show will be streamed LIVE over the internets!
How cool is that?
I did a STAGEIT show a while back and it was huge buckets of fun
Although slightly weird to not hear any audience reaction
But in my mind, those watching the show were PISSING THEMSELVES LAUGHING
And this time, I’m leaving the setlist up to YOU!
Just email me the song (or songs) you’d most like to hear during the show and I’ll tally up the requests – and do the ones with the most votes
Sounds like a plan!
The show will stream LIVE from Perth on Monday 9th March at 6:30pm
It’s pretty much impossible to have a showtime that suits all time zones
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So I went with a time that works with where I’ll be on that date (PERTH)
And hopefully it works for more than a few of guys too!
Email your song requests to email@example.com
9th March, I’m excited!!
Let’s get this party started!!