Are we friends on INSTAGRAM?
Is that even what it’s called on there?
Should it be, are you following me?
Or have you liked me?
Fuck, who even knows anymore
Too much liking, following and not enough poking for my taste.
I am on INSTAGRAM!
Come on over and say hi to me or whatever you’re supposed to do on there
I’ll be the one posting dick jokes and inappropriate memes
So you know, acting completely out of character
This one’s for the lady behind me at the supermarket this morning. The one that couldn’t wait a few seconds for me to move and instead, *had* to reach over my head to get to the cereal she wanted. #pits #cerealkiller #shortpeopleproblems #hippyinaisle2 #hairybits #canibuyyouarazor #groceryshopingblues #jennytalia #ffs