My new single, WAIT is now available on iTunes
It’s my first attempt at a love song
And I think it shows a psycho softer side of me
Next release will be the LIVE DVD
Then new album!
CLICK HERE TO BUY ‘WAIT’ ON ITUNES!
CLICK HERE TO BUY ‘WAIT’ ON ITUNES!
CLICK HERE TO BUY ‘WAIT’ ON ITUNES!
Arrived in Auckland late last night
And drove today to Hamilton, where we’re kicking off the New Zealand tour tonight
I’m a bit knackered
But nothing that a good Nanna nap won’t fix
It’s not really all the flying that wears me out
Or the shows
Sometimes I think it’s the airports
The waiting
The carrying all your shit from one end to another
The lining up
And don’t even get me started on the security
That seems to get worse every time I travel
Especially always having to go through those new scanners at all the airports
But I’ve come to accept it
Embrace it even
I’m possibly a little more comfortable than I should be going through them these days
Why not I say!
I’ve working on the theory that the whole world really CAN be a stage
And stripper poles are optional
*thanks Anne
For those of you living under a really large rock
It’s just about here!
What, you say? You spaz
THE ROYAL WEDDING, PEOPLE
THE ROYAL WEDDING
IT’S ON FRIDAY FOR FUCK’S SAKE
CAN I TURN OFF MY CAPS LOCK NOW?
Thankyouverymuch
So yeah, Will & Kat are getting hitched on Friday
And I, like a bazillion other peeps
Will probably check it out on TV
I mean, it’s not like I’m going to hold it against Willy
That some fucker at immigration was a complete wankstain
And wouldn’t even let me in the country
But I am starting to think it might have been a conspiracy
I think maybe, just maybe
They wanted to keep me away
Purely as a precaution
Not that I’m a legitimate threat
To Kate, that is
Willy’s not really my type
Premature balding and a fugly for a step-mum
Don’t make the package all that appealing
But I guarantee his bachelor party would have been a shitload more fun with me there
A little Thunder From Down Under
Jenny Talia style
All class with some Aussie arse
With a finale that included paintbrushes, vegemite, boomerangs
A stripper pole and some INXS cranked uppity UP
How’s THAT for a visual?
So yeah, whatevs
Me & my online bought souvineers, will be fine
I might even have a party of my own
Might EVEN dust off the special Union Jack nipple pasties
That I had made in size thermos lid to wear for Will and his hot ginger brother
Fanta pants
Might EVEN send the Prince a few pics
He’s on Facebook, right?