I’m a bit excited

OK, I’m A LOT excited

The new HANGOVER MOVIE is out, and looks hilarious

I absolutely loved the first one

The new one was filmed in Bangkok, so you know it’s going to be as funny as fuck

AND…

I got tickets to see Dolly Parton when she’s in Australia in November

I’ll be in Melbourne for my solo shows AT THE SAME TIME AS DOLLY

Happy dance, wee in my pants, happy dance, wee in my pants

It’s all happening

So yeah, it’s pretty easy to work out how this week’s F.I.U.F came to be

Apologies to all the fellow Dolly fans.. (not really)

I just got a message from Diamond

That my necklace from Oprah has finally arrived

(read about it here)

I’m so excited that this will be waiting for me when I get home

But not as excited as I am that Diamond FINALLY knows how to send a text

….WITH PICTURES!

This could get him arrested be dangerous

Tonight I will be in here

A pretty nondescript building from the outside

But inside, it has been known to take on many transformations

Haven’t been here to witness any of these events before

Sports, monster trucks?

Not really my bag

But these guys ARE totally my bag

As in, have been playing them nonstop ALL week

The kids are blocking their ears

You know on divorce papers, where it always says, “…..reason for divorce: irreconcilable differences”

After this week – mine will say, “‘…reason for divorce: Sugarland”

I am very excited

As in, I should stuff-a-spare-set-of-knickers-in-my-bra-just-in-case-excited

I don’t have a pic of me to show you just how psyched I am

Not for the lack of trying though

This is the look I was going for

But I kept choking on tennis balls

Tonight is the last show of the Rural Victoria tour

You know what that means?

Next stop…..U.K.!!!!

Just a few quick shows on this trip

Tuesday, Apr 12th, 2011in WREXHAM (Wales) For tickets call: 01978 662266 or 07720077306at The Clubhouse

Thursday, Apr 14th, 2011in LONDON (call 0208 743 2006 for tickets) at Walkabout

Friday, Apr 15th, 2011in NORTHAMPTON(call 0797 6328235 for tickets) at Horton House Sports Club

Sunday, Apr 17th, 2011in DUBLIN (call +353 1 6787188 for tickets) at The Sugar Club

If you’re coming to one of the shows

Do you have any particular song you want to hear?

(preferably one of mine)

Let me know

Things I’m looking forward to most about heading back over the pond?

Getting to see ANNE and maybe even get one of her awesome home cooked meals!

All the Pommy contributions to the WANKER WALL ’cause some of the best wankers in the world of Pommy fellas

Picking up some fabbo and tacky as shit ROYAL WEDDING souvenirs

But mostly?

Having some great shows and getting to see some faces I haven’t seen in way too long

GIDDYUP!!