This little Aussie is giving away five copies of my new DVD, WHO DARES GRINS

Yep, 5 DVDs in 5 days!

This competition is for all my mates on all the social networking sites

All you need to do is share!

You’ve seen my new vid, SHIT (BOGAN) AUSTRALIANS SAY

It doesn’t come much more Aussie than that, does it?

If you post the link, share the video, or post the video, consider yourself in with a chance!

I’ll be checking Facebook, Twitter, YouTube - all of it, over the next 5 days

And will pick one random winner each day

Remember what your Mum said, “SHARE!”

Good Luck!

Here’s the YouTube link for the clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdOXNDUsp4k

On Twitter? Here’s your link: http://clicktotweet.com/sZa0d

** UPDATE **

Winner #1 BRIAN REDMAN from Queensland

Winner #2 FLOSS FLOSSEY BOYD from New Zealand

Winner #3 PETER BLAIR from Scotland

Winner #4 RUSS FAHLGREN from Texas

Winner #5 TRACIE COLLINS from the UK

Gold medal right tharr!

Here’s a clip we filmed a few weeks ago on the Queensland tour

The new DVD, WHO DARES GRINS was actually filmed in South Africa

But we wanted to include the new single WAIT, on it too – especially as it continues to do so unbelievably well

So this clip is being added to the footage we have from South Africa

WHO DARES GRINS will be released this CHRISTMAS…..which is like, really fucking SOON….HUZZZAAAAH!!!

So, imagine my WTF face, when I saw this

My new song WAIT is at number ONE!?!

Wow

Just wow

And thank you!

Sydney tour is done & dusted

And now it’s time to kick off my solo shows in Western Australia

Game on!

THURSDAY 25th August, COWARANUP (Cowie Club) 08 9755 5190

SATURDAY 27th August, NORTHAM (Northam Country Club) 08 9622 1050

I’m not sure why this picture ended up so big on here, it’s all stretched out and fucked up

And by fucked up, I mean totally out of proportion to the point where I look way thinner

So yeah, I’m leaving it like that.

OK, I’m A LOT excited

The new HANGOVER MOVIE is out, and looks hilarious

I absolutely loved the first one

The new one was filmed in Bangkok, so you know it’s going to be as funny as fuck

AND…

I got tickets to see Dolly Parton when she’s in Australia in November

I’ll be in Melbourne for my solo shows AT THE SAME TIME AS DOLLY

Happy dance, wee in my pants, happy dance, wee in my pants

It’s all happening

So yeah, it’s pretty easy to work out how this week’s F.I.U.F came to be

Apologies to all the fellow Dolly fans.. (not really)

That my necklace from Oprah has finally arrived

(read about it here)

I’m so excited that this will be waiting for me when I get home

But not as excited as I am that Diamond FINALLY knows how to send a text

….WITH PICTURES!

This could get him arrested be dangerous

A pretty nondescript building from the outside

But inside, it has been known to take on many transformations

Haven’t been here to witness any of these events before

Sports, monster trucks?

Not really my bag

But these guys ARE totally my bag

As in, have been playing them nonstop ALL week

The kids are blocking their ears

You know on divorce papers, where it always says, “…..reason for divorce: irreconcilable differences”

After this week – mine will say, “‘…reason for divorce: Sugarland”

I am very excited

As in, I should stuff-a-spare-set-of-knickers-in-my-bra-just-in-case-excited

I don’t have a pic of me to show you just how psyched I am

Not for the lack of trying though

This is the look I was going for

But I kept choking on tennis balls

You know what that means?

Next stop…..U.K.!!!!

Just a few quick shows on this trip

Tuesday, Apr 12th, 2011in WREXHAM (Wales) For tickets call: 01978 662266 or 07720077306at The Clubhouse

Thursday, Apr 14th, 2011in LONDON (call 0208 743 2006 for tickets) at Walkabout

Friday, Apr 15th, 2011in NORTHAMPTON(call 0797 6328235 for tickets) at Horton House Sports Club

Sunday, Apr 17th, 2011in DUBLIN (call +353 1 6787188 for tickets) at The Sugar Club

If you’re coming to one of the shows

Do you have any particular song you want to hear?

(preferably one of mine)

Let me know

Things I’m looking forward to most about heading back over the pond?

Getting to see ANNE and maybe even get one of her awesome home cooked meals!

All the Pommy contributions to the WANKER WALL ’cause some of the best wankers in the world of Pommy fellas

Picking up some fabbo and tacky as shit ROYAL WEDDING souvenirs

But mostly?

Having some great shows and getting to see some faces I haven’t seen in way too long

GIDDYUP!!

One more show to go!

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This week started out with a day off Sunday

Which was also my birthday

How’s that for a sure-fire ‘waste Monday away in bed’ recipe?

We had a ball I think

And I’ll try to post more pics later

Once I learn how to edit out the porn star midgets

And photoshop clothes ON myself

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At Thursday night’s show, we caught up with the boys behind LITTLE JOHNNY THE MOVIE

Which also premiered yesterday, to RAVE reviews!

(you can still watch it from Dad’s website www.kevinbloodywilson.com)

Dean, David & Ralph caught our show for the first time

And even after making an animated movie full of adult only jokes

I’m proud to say we may have even taught them a few more

I think they’re still talking to us?

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This post is kinda random

This last week  has been pretty awesome in it’s crazy / busy-ness

Getting to catch up with some mates for the 3rd time this trip (above)

And others, like my mate CHUCKA (below) for the first time, ever!

We started out as mates on twitter

Then mates on facebook

And now we’re MATES!

We call him CHUCKA the MONKEY

Hence the tyre swing and bananas I gave him

(and I got wine & choccies…SCORE!)

Chucka, his wife Kerry, and daughter Penny are good people

And they like US anyway!

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Found out this week that along with New Zealand, Queensland, Sydney & Melbourne tours with Dad

I will also be doing Northern Territory, Western Australia, Sydney & Melbourne SOLO shows

(as well as the UK next week….I fucking HOPE!!)

You can thank the man below for all the Aussie solo tours

Graeme, our booking agent

He told me he’s excited for a BIG year for JENNY TALIA!

So, if he’s not talking about his wanking habits

I think this means good things for me?

No, REALLY, not really

But guess what?

LITTLE JOHNNY THE MOVIE comes out 1st April!!

That’s like…..TOMORROW!!

Unless you’re reading this tomorrow

Then it’s like…….umm……TODAY!!

Either way, it’s very fucking exciting!

If you’re not in Melbourne, where it’s being screened

You can rent the movie for a 24 hour period and watch it on your computer

I have absolutely no idea how that works

But it sounds very cool

Here’s the official movie trailer

CLICK HERE to go to the Little Johnny Movie website

Or you can watch it from Dad’s website too, just CLICK HERE

I’ve already seen a sneak preview

But I’m totally going to watch it again tomorrow

If I rent it for 24 hours

I can watch it while I have breakfast

In the car headed to Doncaster

Before the show tomorrow night

After the show

Before bed

I’m going to be one of those pain in the arse people that walks around reciting lines from movies like my husband

Hey! We can be like the cool kids that speak our own language

And just use different lines from the movie when we talk to each other like my brother does with old Seinfield episodes

Wanna?

Only thing is, is it’s not going to work very well if you guys haven’t seen the movie too

Off you go then!