PRE-ORDER CHRISTMASHITS TODAY!

Holy Snapping Duckshit!!

As of today, like right this minute…N-O-W

You can pre-order YOUR copy of my new Christmas CD

YUP!

CHRISTMASHITS will be here sooner than soon

And if you want to get your hands on a copy as soon as it arrives
PRE-ORDER yours today and it will be sent to you the first week of NOVEMBER

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So many yeses.

Want it signed?
Just let me know who to sign it to, in the ‘ORDER NOTES’ section when you place your order!! I’m probably going to lick some of them too, you’re welcome

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CHICAGO SHOW Jan 18th

Not counting STAGEIT shows and sitting ’round the campfire at home, it’s been years since I’ve done a show in Chicago
And all signs are pointing to my January 18th show here, being a total ball-tearer.
Yeah, I’m going to know most of the people in the crowd
But if I can’t fuck with the lady from my local post office or my kid’s school principal, then who can?!?
I’m also stoked that although this poster (pic taken last month in Australia) highlights the fact that I hadn’t slept for 2 days (hello-sinus-infection- and-puffy-eye-wrinkles) and holy cleavage!
I do get to finally show off my favourite new boots
That you’ll never get to see me wear live because….broken bones.
I can’t walk in the bastards. Shit, I can barely stand in them
But at least I can SHOW them to you
All the ladeez just went, hell yeah!
And the boys went, wuh?
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UPDATE: Great write up in the paper about the Chicago show!1601400_10152206477262495_846196445_n
Except for the part where they called me an adult.

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no place like homes

In my life, there’s been 3 places that I’ve called home
There’s been more than 3 places where I’ve actually LIVED
But only 3 that I would class as hometowns

A hometown is where you were born, I hear you say
I couldn’t agree less
Yes, a hometown CAN be where you were born
But it can also be where you grew up with your family
Or it can be where you live now, where you made your OWN family
The above, is of course, according to my ‘make up your rules/sayings as you go along guide to life’

In a weird twist of scheduling abracadabra-ness, that may never happen again…
In the space of 7 weeks, I will be playing at ALL THREE places that I consider MY hometowns
And I’m pretty fucking excited about it lemme tell ya.

At the end of this month, I’ll be with Dad in KALGOORLIE for two shows
For those of you that don’t know, I was born in Kal, and have the best childhood memories of growing up in such a unique and isolated outback Australian town (thanks to fast planes and cars, it’s not so isolated anymore, and it’s WAY bigger….but still glows with it’s own shade of red-dirt unique-ness)
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Mid-December, Dad & I will be in PERTH for THREE shows. This is beyond spesh, as selling out in your hometown is officially *the shit*. But selling out TWO shows and having to add a third, at one of Perth’s most prestigious venues? Hell-to-the-fucking-yeah!
We moved from Kalgoorlie to Perth when I was in grade 5, and I lived there until I moved to the U.S. So all my schoolin’ & growin’ was done in good ol’ Perth. It’s where most of my family still lives, so I’m “squeeee-ing”, that I get to see them all before Christmas.
Perth is also where I did all my youthful partyin’ and where a lot of the evidence is buried. Luckily for me, I don’t remember shit, so don’t be coming up to me at shows saying,’ do you remember when?’
‘Cause I don’t. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it as highlighted in the conditions of my parole
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Finally, in January, I’ll be back in CHICAGO for one show
Chicago is where I live now, and where my family (the one Diamond & I made) is
For most of the year, it’s where I call home, and where 90% of my bills get mailed to
The rest of the year I’m traveling all over, and ignoring bills
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I know I get worked up easily, but I don’t know a better way to express
HOW FUCKING EXCITED I AM TO SEE ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND PLAY ALL MY HOMETOWNS WITHIN WEEKS OF EACH OTHER AND TO HAVE SORE ARMS FROM ALL THE HUGGING AND GUITAR PLAYING AND OVERUSE OF CAP LOCKS

Bring it
No seriously, BAH-RING! IT!
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