if you’re looking for me…

Tonight I will be in here

A pretty nondescript building from the outside

But inside, it has been known to take on many transformations

Haven’t been here to witness any of these events before

Sports, monster trucks?

Not really my bag

But these guys ARE totally my bag

As in, have been playing them nonstop ALL week

The kids are blocking their ears

You know on divorce papers, where it always says, “…..reason for divorce: irreconcilable differences”

After this week – mine will say, “‘…reason for divorce: Sugarland

I am very excited

As in, I should stuff-a-spare-set-of-knickers-in-my-bra-just-in-case-excited

I don’t have a pic of me to show you just how psyched I am

Not for the lack of trying though

This is the look I was going for

But I kept choking on tennis balls

 

 

iPhone speak iWrong

Happy Monday Peeps!!

(even if it’s not quite Monday for my U.S. mates)

We have a day off today, so no Mondayitis for us out here on the road

We love Mondays

It’s Tuesdays that generally suck

Tuesday = day after Day off Monday, which = hungover as mofos

Anyhoo

I love my iPhone

But at least once a day, the little fucker autocorrects me when I’m trying to send a text

It’s frustrating

And sometimes bloody embarrassing

I’m glad I’m not the only one that autocorrect fucks with…

Whore or peanut butter?

Decisions, decisions

 

Well that’s a relief…

 

Sounds like a shit party

 

Karaoke & Dongs

Add some wine to that and I’m in!

 

Nothing worse that a puny, shallow dick desk, is their girls?

 

Cockslapping…

Is there an app for that?

 

Choking on your own penis

Go straight to the top of the class

 

If she really had her period she wouldn’t be mortified

She would stab him

 

Life insurance? Freudian slip?

 

I think I’d rather be grounded

 

HAPPY MONDAY!!

x

 

*Thanks Celena!

hometown show

It’s only three sleeps to go

And it’s almost sold out

I’m  so excited, I had to repost the blog about this Saturday’s show!

Not because I’m too lazy to write a new post about it

Yeah right.


I moved to the US in 1999

Moved to Chicago in 2001

Since then I’ve gotten married

Had a baby or two

Got me a mortgage

A few wrinkles

Grown up a bit

Bwahahaha

But something I haven’t done in what feels like FOREVER

Is a show in Chicago

With all the touring I do throughout the year

Sometimes when I get home

I just want to ‘BE’, you know?

BE home

BE Mummy

BE sleeping

BE lazy

But I reckon I’m ready for a break from all this BE-ing

Time for a show in Chi-town me thinks

And I’ve talked Dad into coming along too!

Yeah baby!

So, if you’re in Chicago

Or want to come to Chicago for the show

TICKETS WENT ON SALE TODAY

The rest of next year is already booked solid

So this will be our only US show for 2011

The deets:

Saturday January 29th

Green Street Theatre

Chicago

Box Office: (312) 733 6000

CLICK HERE to buy tickets


I have just been informed by my neighbors & friends that they’ve already bought their tickets for the front row….

Do they not know me at ALL??

Game on!