So excited that my DVD, WHO DARES GRINS is just about here!

Here’s a preview of one of the tracks from the DVD

I get a lot of requests for this one, but I don’t do it live very often

It takes me to a bad place

Like, will never wear a bathing suit again if it means never having to wax down there again ’cause oh my God that shit hurts like a mofo and being a girl is kinda bullshit so why don’t we all go gorilla style for fuck’s sake – kinda bad place

Fuck that with a capital F

You’ll be able to order the DVD through the website SOON!

Played a great Friday night show in Mermaid Waters tonight

I’d never been here before, and the venue is pretty flash

Peeps at the show were drinking, loud and ready to sing

Just the way we like ‘em

This is my new friend

One of us is wearing a corset

And one of us is trying to stop the wee from running down her leg

I would pay good money to have a ride in this awesomeness

New Zealand, like everywhere we travel to

Is full of amazing characters

(I’m still trying to get my head around the smorgasbord of priceless peeps I met in Humpty Doo)

But I wanted to introduce you to Alana

Alana lost her legs as a kid

And has just been fitted with a new prosthetic leg

She came to the show in a wheelchair

And asked after the show, if we’d sign her leg

I’m like, “…err…what leg dude?

‘Cause you know, I’m tactful like that

She just laughed, “…it’s in the car, I’ll go get it”

5 minutes later, she came back in

Without the chair, and she was wearing her new leg

She was laughing her arse off, as she took off her leg, handed it to me and said, “…here Jen, sign this”

And I was all, “..umm…what do I write on your LEG…that you have to WEAR every day??”

Especially as she said she’d be getting her brother to clear paint over the writing so that it was permanent

“Whatever you want mate”

“OK, then…

2 Alana…nice legs….what time are they open ’til?”

Then Dad wrote

“…this way up”

With an arrow pointing up to her girly bits

And we laughed, and laughed

Alana is my kind of girl

It’s good to know if I ever get back to Masterton

I have a mate there

The fact that she’s shorter than me is a bonus!