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- Monday, Mar 5th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in WEST LAKES at West Lakes Golf Club - more details »
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- Wednesday, Mar 7th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in TANUNDA at Barossa Arts and Convention Centre - more details »
- Thursday, Mar 8th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in NOARLUNGA DOWNS at South Adelaide Football Club - more details »
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- Tuesday, Mar 13th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in MURRAY BRIDGE at Murray Bridge Community Club - more details »
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- Friday, Mar 16th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in WHYALLA at Middleback Theatre - more details »
- Saturday, Mar 17th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in PORT PIRIE at Keith Mitchell Theatre - more details »
- Tuesday, Mar 27th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in KATHERINE at Katherine Country Club - more details »
- Wednesday, Mar 28th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in NOONAMAH at Noonamah Tavern - more details »
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- Saturday, Mar 31st, 2012 in Jenny Talia in DARWIN at Darwin Entertainment Centre - more details »
- Wednesday, Oct 3rd, 2012 in Jenny Talia in SOUTHEND at Cliffs Pavillion - more details »
- Thursday, Oct 4th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in GRAVESEND at Woodville Halls - more details »
- Friday, Oct 5th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in CHATHAM at Central Theatre - more details »
- Saturday, Oct 6th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in HASTINGS at White Rock Theatre - more details »
- Sunday, Oct 7th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in WORTHING at The Pavillion - more details »
- Tuesday, Oct 9th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in PORTSMOUTH at Guidhall - more details »
- Wednesday, Oct 10th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in DORKING at Dorking Halls - more details »
- Thursday, Oct 11th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in CROYDON at Fairfield Halls - more details »
- Friday, Oct 12th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in HAYES at Becks Theatre - more details »
- Saturday, Oct 13th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in READING at Hexagon - more details »
- Sunday, Oct 14th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in SWINDON at Wyvern Theatre - more details »
- Tuesday, Oct 16th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in CARDIFF at St David’s Hall - more details »
- Wednesday, Oct 17th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in SWANSEA at Grand Theatre - more details »
- Thursday, Oct 18th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in BRISTOL at Colston Hall - more details »
- Friday, Oct 19th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in WESTON-SUPER-MARE at Playhouse Theatre - more details »
- Saturday, Oct 20th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in PLYMOUTH at Pavillions - more details »
- Sunday, Oct 21st, 2012 in Jenny Talia in TRURO at Halls For Cornwall - more details »
- Tuesday, Oct 23rd, 2012 in Jenny Talia in BOURNEMOUTH at Pavillion - more details »
- Wednesday, Oct 24th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in AYLESBURY at Waterside Theatre - more details »
- Thursday, Oct 25th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in ST ALBANS at St Albans Arena - more details »
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- Saturday, Oct 27th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in PETERBOROUGH at The Cresset - more details »
- Sunday, Oct 28th, 2012 in Jenny Talia in KETTERING at Lighthouse Theatre - more details »
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Archive for the ‘get your groove on’ Category
Tuesday, January 10th, 2012
The last few days of school holidays saw us squeezing in all the stuff I’m promised the girls we’d do
That I didn’t really want to do
And had been putting off
Leaving me 4 days to do it all
Fucking idiot
We started with rock-climbing Thursday and then moved onto a play date at MacDonalds
I know, all the parents right now just involuntarily shuddered
MacDonald’s playground? During the school holidays? On a fucking FRIDAY?!?
Fucking idiot
If you ever want to see the worst of human nature – from hygiene to parenting
That place is where you’ll find it, in one closed in, germ loaded, trans fat filled building
Then we moved on to iceskating on Saturday
No children were harmed in the fun making process, but there’s a Mummy with sore legs and ears. Yep, I said EARS. The fuck?

Sunday was rollerskating
At a rink that doesn’t give a fuck that it’s 2012. It was built in the sixties and convinced that it’s 70′s decor is the shit and ahead of the curve

Dudes, I actually busted out laughing when we walked in
And of course, fell in love with the place

Except for some arsehole there who, I shit you not, threw a roller-skate at his (maybe 6 year old) daughter, because she said her feet hurt and she didn’t want to skate anymore
I looked straight at him, put my phone to my ear and mouthed the words *DCFS, MOTHERFUCKER
I didn’t see him after that. he was probably outside, cutting the brake lines on my car

The highlight of the afternoon was seeing just how easy it was to embarrass our kids
Diamond and I had a couple’s skate to Skater Boy (think, ‘You’re the One That I Want’ done to Avril Lavigne. Oh yes we did)
Magoo went a special shade of purple, and Macaroni hid in the toilet ’til the song was over

Today, they couldn’t get out of the house fast enough to go back to school
And now I have no one to play with
I see you in the kitchen putting your hand up, Diamond.
* DCFS = Department of Children and Family Services
Posted in family, get your groove on, holidays, husband, kids, parenting | 5 Comments »
Tuesday, June 28th, 2011
Never too young I say
“..that’s it pumpkin…work those legs
Mama’s got you sugar
And I put a little extra diaper cream on too
Those dollar bills can leave a nasty paper cut”

Talk about a recession proof retirement fund!
Posted in aaahhh kids, cutie-pie, for fucks sake, get your groove on, hit pics, huh?, motherhood, signs you're a fuckwit | 3 Comments »
Tuesday, February 1st, 2011
Leading up to Saturday night’s show in Chicago
We had a few hiccups
Like, Saturday being the first time Dad had been out of bed since he’d arrived Wednesday
Bronchitis had been fucking with him big time
Minus the lube
And then we had a 2 hour soundcheck before the show
Our sound checks normally take around 20 minutes
Saturday’s had me still standing on stage, sans makeup, in my tracksuit at 7:55pm
The show was supposed to start at 8pm
Battling to get the sound, backing tracks, guitars to work
Long story that I won’t go into
You know, the whole, if you don’t have anything nice to say about the fucktards you’re dealing with, then don’t say anything at all
Anyhoo…
After a record 7 minutes to get ready
I was so rushed I forgot a couple of things
Like tuning my guitar
And underwear
You know, nothing important
It was show time
It’s always interesting to play to a room full of people that have never seen you before
Especially in a different country
Pretty much the whole crowd were ‘virgins’ to our show
There were so many people I knew at the gig
Friends, neighbours, Macaroni & Magoo’s school teachers
I was a bit excited
Then there were the fans that had driven, flown & bused in from all over
     
Michigan, California, Ohio, New York, Idaho, Canada
It was an intimate theatre setting
And it was awesome
Dad proved that he can still put on a shit hot show
Even when he’s feeling like death warmed up
           
And I proved that undies are optional
*thanks to all the peeps whose pics I ‘borrowed’ from Facebook. You can add ‘taking photos’ to the list of shit I forgot!
Posted in fabbo, fuck yeah, get your groove on, mates | 7 Comments »
Sunday, October 31st, 2010
One week down

Three more to go
And if they’re all like this week

This tour is not only going to fly by
It’s going to be awesome

The drive’s are better than normal

Thanks to the spectacular scenery in this part of the world
The shows are so much fun

Thanks to the shit hot crowds
I haven’t been to this part of NSW since I released THE BLONDE LEADING THE BLONDE album
So it’s cool playing those songs to people for the first time

I’ve gotta say, one of the biggest responses (big meaning LOUD)
Has come when I’ve included the parody from FUCK IT UP FRIDAY

Remember the IMMIGRATION SONG?
Yeah, that one’s going over H-U-G-E

Obviously my subtle opinions are shared by some of you
Maybe I should go into politics

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAFUCKINGHA….
Posted in get your groove on, hit pics, love it, people you meet, touring, travel, work | 1 Comment »
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