Happy Monday Peeps!!

(even if it’s not quite Monday for my U.S. mates)

We have a day off today, so no Mondayitis for us out here on the road

We love Mondays

It’s Tuesdays that generally suck

Tuesday = day after Day off Monday, which = hungover as mofos

Anyhoo

I love my iPhone

But at least once a day, the little fucker autocorrects me when I’m trying to send a text

It’s frustrating

And sometimes bloody embarrassing

I’m glad I’m not the only one that autocorrect fucks with…

Whore or peanut butter?

Decisions, decisions

 

Well that’s a relief…

 

Sounds like a shit party

 

Karaoke & Dongs

Add some wine to that and I’m in!

 

Nothing worse that a puny, shallow dick desk, is their girls?

 

Cockslapping…

Is there an app for that?

 

Choking on your own penis

Go straight to the top of the class

 

If she really had her period she wouldn’t be mortified

She would stab him

 

Life insurance? Freudian slip?

 

I think I’d rather be grounded

 

HAPPY MONDAY!!

x

 

*Thanks Celena!

I’m a bit excited about this

A new animated movie is coming out in Australia on April Fool’s day

LITTLE JOHNNY THE MOVIE is based on all the ‘little Johnny’ jokes you’ve heard, or told over the years

I’ve seen clips as the movie’s been made

Which has got me so pumped about it

But I’m really looking forward to seeing the whole movie at the theatre in a few weeks

And yeah, it has a lot to do with Dad being the voice of ‘Uncle Kev’ in the movie

He wrote the entire soundtrack for the movie too

Which I’ve heard, and LOVE

For anyone not in Australia and able to go see it at the cinema

It will be streamed online from 1st – 24th April

Pass the popcorn!

UPDATE: I’m cheating and getting to see a sneak peek at the whole movie Monday…..squeeeeee!

I know some of you may have already seen this

But I wanted to share

For those of you that haven’t

We’re in the car on the way to Orange

Where the show is tonight

And Mum & I have watched this on the trip

No less than 14 times so far

And every time

We laugh, snort

And pee a little in our pants

Every. Time.

Does this girl even realise just how fucking awesome she is?

I’m totally starting a fan club

Anyone know her name?

I have this poor bastard to thank

For starting my weekend off with snorting and a knickers change

My favourite comment on youtube for this was

“Dude…..seriously. Look into surgery to get a penis stitched over that giant leaking VAGINA”

*thanks Brett