HAPPY HALLOWEEN PEEPS!

As some of you already know, this is Diamond’s fave holiday, so our house has been decorated within an inch of it’s life for-e-ver!

Flashing lights, blow up black cats, smoke machines, witches on the roof, mechanical spiders

You name it, it’s in our front yard

It’s a fair dinkum freak show….and we love it

It’s Macaroni’s fave holiday too – but that’s mainly because October is her birthday month too

My MIL has always called her a Halloween baby

Which makes me think of shit like this

Lovely

We went to the pumpkin patch with the girls last week

And I think we can all agree

That my photo skills, are quite possibly getting worse

I believe it’s a direct result of NOT having a drink before we left the house

That doesn’t happen often, and I think my picture taking skills suffered as a result, agreed?

Anyhoo – was a beautiful day, weather was absolutely stunning

And we scored some fab pumpkins

Chalk it up for a win

We’ll take the kids trick or treating after school today

But we’re still undecided if we’re going to bring the Fluffinator along for the festivities this year

Remember the Halloween shenanigans from 2009?

Fluff’s pretty much been in the Halloween naughty corner since then

I’m thinking it might be time to stick a costume on him and take him out again

Fuck it, I could do with a laugh

Hopefully pics (from tonight) won’t suck hairy goat balls

Maybe someone else should be photog?

I’ll be pretty busy balancing the candy cart that will be half empty by the time we get home my drink

And the 130 pound dog

Now I just need to get him a costume

Any suggestions?

CDBABY have two charts for comedy

One for spoken word

And one for musical comedy

As of last night, this was both of their chart’s TOP 10

Holy shit.

Over 1,300 hits in under a week?

You really DO want to stick it in an Essex girl!

Looking forward to getting back to the bush this week

Starting tomorrow (Wed) in COLLIE

(Thurs) JURIEN BAY

(Fri) GERALDTON

(Sat) LANCELIN

I’m betting that I’ll find more than a few additions for my WANKER WALL

Although this fine Sydney specimen – which came with complimentary tummy rolls / belly waves

Is going to take some beating