christmas quotes

As usual, December has kicked off in a whirl of decorating, shopping, singing along to Chrissy songs on the radio, volunteering and going through twice as much wine as usual
I wouldn’t have it any other way
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Christmas as most of you know, is my absolute favourite time of the year
I love everything about it, especially that my girls are still at an age where they ‘believe’
I’m not sure how much longer that will last, so I’m making the most of it
‘Santa is watching’, gets shit DONE around here you guys
Huzzah!

Some of the best quotes said in my house this week:

Diamond (listening to “Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time): “Why does Paul McCartney say, ‘that’s why robbed children sing”
Me: ”The line is, ‘the choir of angels sing’….derrrr!”
Diamond: “Oh good, I thought he was having a stroke or something.

 

Magoo’s friend (who was over on a playdate) to me: Are you really Mrs Claus? Because you kind of look like her with your big belly. Or are you an elf?

 

Macaroni: “Some kids at school say Santa’s not real, and I was like, hello, at least he gives you presents every year….so there’s proof. It’s a fact.
Not like all that God and Jesus stuff, which is like a big fairy tale with no proof. People are stupid.

 

Magoo: ”The whole ‘not allowed to be naked thing’ is really ruining the school experience for me”

 

And now, for one of my favourite Christmas Carols….and Fuck It Up Fridays…

 

 

 

fuck it up friday #20

Time for a new FUCK IT UP FRIDAY!! Huzzah motherfuckers!!

This one takes me back to my single days. Everyone of my friends has a memory that this could be the soundtrack to.

If you’re in Perth, which was the crime scene of my partying youth – I have two words for you:
GOBBLES NIGHTCLUB.
For everyone else, just insert the name of the seediest late night dive you’ve ever been to. The crusty carpet, dark lights, grab a kebab/burrito on your way out kinda joint. A place where you’d find only the ‘classiest’ of Sheila…..like me.
Obviously.

Some kids go to college. I went to Gobbles.
And what an education I got.

(for the oldies and my husband out there, HI DAD! who have never heard the original because your stereo is allergic to anything after 1964 here’s the original, you know, BEFORE I fucked it up.)

fuck it up friday #19

I tried this one out on the Humpty crowd on Sunday night
A mad and rowdy mob, that included a horse and a wallaby

(If you’ve ever been to Humpty Doo, the presence of livestock at a Sunday session will come as absolutely no surprise)

Anyhoo, considering the Adele fans were probably pretty few and far between
It was a quite unexpected that they loved the shit out of this new FUCK IT UP FRIDAY

Which is all the encouragement I need

For those of you wondering why this ended up looking like it was shot on a 3 year old girl’s Little Mermaid handy cam, through a fly screen….

I seriously have no idea

This one goes out to all the peeps that have a little snigger to themselves, whenever they hear of an ex’s lovelife turning to shit (hello Heiny!)