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ALL week
EVERY day
I’ll be picking one of YOU to win something from ME!

Best bit?
YOU pick!

Yep, I pick a winner and YOU tell me what you want!!

Any one of my albums OR maybe a tshirt or a cap or beanie!

UP TO YOU!!xmasgiveaway

I’ll pick a winner each day this week, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday
FIVE CHANCES TO WIN!

How do you enter?
It’s SO-FUCKING-EASY-YOU-WON’T-BELIEVE-IT!!

Headover to my Facebook page and hit LIKE
Yep, that’s IT!
TOLD-YOU-IT-WAS-FUCKING-EASY!

If you ALREADY ‘LIKE’ my Facebook page, then just SHARE it with your mates!
I’ll pick the winners randomly from people that have liked and shared the page

HOW-EXCITEMENTFUL!

CLICK HERE TO HEAD OVER TO MY FACEBOOK PAGE!
CLICK HERE TO HEAD OVER TO MY FACEBOOK PAGE!
CLICK HERE TO HEAD OVER TO MY FACEBOOK PAGE!

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JENNY TALIA, happily putting the HO in your HOLIDAYS!

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WHO DARES GRINS….FOR CHRISTMAS!

Now if you, like me….LOVE THE SHIT OUT OF CHRISTMAS!

Or if you are a miserable Grinchy bastard someone that’s not a fan

I’m about to help you out

Fuck off Jen, I hear you say

It’s OCTOBER for shit’s sake

I KNOW you guys, and normally I’d be with you

But in oder for ME to help YOU, we need to GET. ON. THIS!

And by GET ON THIS, I mean sometimes the post office sucks hairy ones and can take more than a month to get stuff from me to you when it really shouldn’t take that long in 2013. Also where the fuck are the flying cars they promised us?
Apparently once they start uttering the “C” word….”Christmas”….everything sent from that moment on is strapped on the back of a blind, amputee camel, that stops for beer all the way from my place to yours.
So it actually NOT really the post office’s fault
It the crippled alcoholic camels they hire as casuals during silly season
And while I would almost feel bad about putting a camel out of a job, if we’re organised, we won’t even need them!

Soooooo.…for those of you looking for a little JENNY TALIA under your tree or in your stocking this year, (not to be confused with Jenny Talia IN stockings….’cause those things give me an itchin’ in my kitchen that only Monistat can fix) I have some to share

‘Cause while I try so sign my CDS etc whenever I can, online orders are sometimes sent from Australia, the UK or the USA. And depending on where *I* am at the time, I’ll sign ’em if I see ’em

But for THIS Christmas, anyone that orders a copy of my WHO DARES GRINS DVD (filmed live in South Africa) will not only get their DVD personally signed by MOI

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…You’ll also receive a signed WHO DARES GRINS POSTER A-N-D a F.O.C.U.S. sticker for FREE!! FAAAHREE!! Yeah baby!

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All orders for the WHO DARES GRINS DVD received BEFORE 1st DECEMBER will be eligible for this deal

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In preparation, all handjobs in my house are on hold
Sorry Diamond
Wouldn’t want to wear out my writing wrist.

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOUR COPY OF WHO DARES GRINS ON DVD

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOUR COPY OF WHO DARES GRINS ON DVD

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOUR COPY OF WHO DARES GRINS ON DVD

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOUR COPY OF WHO DARES GRINS ON DVD

 

iphones and androids and apps, oh my!

It’s been a long time coming….

Drumroll please……

Ba da-da ba-da-da dummm…..tsssss! (yes, that’s how you spell a drumroll)

The new *FREE* Jenny Talia APP is here!!

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It’s like a mini-carry-in-your-pocket info thingy-whatsit of ME…. for YOU!

Yes, my knowledge of technical jargon is growing in leaps and bounds

Did I mention it’s *FREE* ??
That’s like a total upgrade from cheap, yeah?
Nanna will be so proud.

The new app links to tour dates, photos, songs, videos and this ol’ bloggity blog
(the link to TWITTER updates is being a dick still being tweaked, they tell me it’ll be fixed “soonish”…the fuck?)

Lemme make it easy for us all.
Well, mainly me

CLICK HERE TO GET THE JT APP FOR YOUR IPHONE (or other apple device)
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O-O-RRRRRRR….

CLICK HERE TO GET THE JT APP FOR YOUR ANDROID DEVICEJT android APP

Then just put your phone in your pocket and away we go!

Who knew it was this easy to get into your pants?
Duh, everyone.