Last night we got a babysitter in for the girls
And headed out to a great restaurant
Then to the casino
This morning I am walking like a gimp
The REASON I am in pain this morning?
Hobbling along with a limp?
awesome looking but fucking deadly heels
They were probably also the reason that a 60 year old dude who smelt like beer farts propped himself up next to me at the blackjack table and enquired in his oh so subtle way, “how much for two hours darlin’?”
It amazes me that people still have trouble distinguishing between someone DRESSED like a hooker and someone who IS a hooker
Which one am I again?
The old dumb-fuck needed glasses for sure
Don’t tell Diamond about the follow-me-fuck-me’s being the reason for the gammy walk
He thinks I’m walking funny ’cause….well..yeah…you know….
Let’s not burst his bubble
FOR THE ANNUAL “AUSTRALIA’S BEST BALCONIES” COMPETETION
EDNA DAWSON – LISMORE NSW
HENRY & GLADYS POIDEVIN – DARWIN NT
GRAHAM BECCARELLI – SYDNEY NSW
DON & MICHELLE STEVENS – HALLAM VIC
BRUCE & SHAZZA – KALGOORLIE WA
I love to take photos
And when I travel
My camera is always within reach
Except when I lose it
But other than that
It’s always right with me
On this trip
Because I am clearly losing my mind for some unknown reason
I have been taking photos of flowers
I just have a little point & shoot camera
But I’m thinking that these don’t suck too bad they turned out OK
I’ve been wanting a real, big girl, grown up bulky & horribly expensive camera for a while
And I’d love to see what I could do with that
I had fun taking these
Who’d have thought?
Me, a flower photographing chick
Don’t be too concerned though
I’ll still take photos of the good stuff too
Imagine the clarity of testicle shots I could get?
Bulls balls in 3D!!
PS – if you click on the photo it will show it in greater detail. Good for the flower shots. The animal ones? Not so much.