Last night we got a babysitter in for the girls

And headed out to a great restaurant

Then to the casino

This morning I am walking like a gimp

The REASON I am in pain this morning?

Hobbling along with a limp?

These awesome looking but fucking deadly heels

They were probably also the reason that a 60 year old dude who smelt like beer farts propped himself up next to me at the blackjack table and enquired in his oh so subtle way, “how much for two hours darlin’?”

It amazes me that people still have trouble distinguishing between someone DRESSED like a hooker and someone who IS a hooker

Which one am I again?

The old dumb-fuck needed glasses for sure

Anyhoo

Don’t tell Diamond about the follow-me-fuck-me’s being the reason for the gammy walk

He thinks I’m walking funny ’cause….well..yeah…you know….

Let’s not burst his bubble

FOR THE ANNUAL “AUSTRALIA’S BEST BALCONIES” COMPETETION

5th PLACE

EDNA DAWSON – LISMORE NSW

4th PLACE

HENRY & GLADYS POIDEVIN – DARWIN NT

3rd PLACE

GRAHAM BECCARELLI – SYDNEY NSW

2nd PLACE

DON & MICHELLE STEVENS – HALLAM VIC

1st PLACE

BRUCE & SHAZZA – KALGOORLIE WA

YAY KALGOORLIE!!

*thanks Brett

I love to take photos

And when I travel

My camera is always within reach

Except when I lose it

But other than that

It’s always right with me

On this trip

Because I am clearly losing my mind for some unknown reason

I have been taking photos of flowers

I just have a little point & shoot camera

Nothing fancy

But I’m thinking that these don’t suck too bad they turned out OK

I’ve been wanting a real, big girl, grown up bulky & horribly expensive camera for a while

And I’d love to see what I could do with that

I had fun taking these

Who’d have thought?

Me, a flower photographing chick

Don’t be too concerned though

I’ll still take photos of the good stuff too

Imagine the clarity of testicle shots I could get?

Bulls balls in 3D!!

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PS – if you click on the photo it will show it in greater detail. Good for the flower shots. The animal ones? Not so much.