So, when I was unpacking my suitcase from last year’s UK/Ireland Tour

No it wasn’t last week.
Who would leave a suitcase in a closet for 6 months without unpacking it??

When I WAS unpacking it, whenever that may have been
I found a F.O.C.U.S. CREW sweatshirt
It wasn’t mine, ’cause I was WEARING mine
This was a brand new, still in the bag (size large) one

I was like, well…I gave all the tour crew THEIRS
Mum and Dad have one, Diamond has one

I only ordered enough to cover that many people

The only conclusion I could come up with, besides the fact that I obviously can’t count
Is that…..I have an EXTRA one!

And Imma give YOU GUYS a chance to win it!
(and I’ll throw in a signed copy of the F.O.C.U.S. cd too)

All you have to do, is SHARE the video for F.O.C.U.S.
On YouTube, Facebook, Twitter….wherever you’re at
Just share the link, or post it on your page

Here’s the link for you to just copy and paste

Be sure to TAG me in your post, so I know you’ve shared the video!

I’ll pick a random winner next MONDAY, 20th MAY

Every time you SHARE the video, it will count as ONE entry
You can enter AS MANY TIMES as you LIKE!!


hit pic, november 7 twenty twelve

Remember when Norman the Ninja swooped in and fucked my shit up? (read about the little bastard HERE)
We reckon there’s glittery bird poo all over Cardiff thanks to that feathered fucker.
Well, I ordered some more shirts
Then threw the buggered one away
But, even without the help of Norman, all the sparkly bits have been falling off by the bucketload.
Yo, Michael Kors, I think you need to glue your bling better on your blouses dude.

So, being the seamstress that suprisingly I am NOT, I took matters onto my own hands
Bought some superglue
Got all my new shirts together
And started glueing away
Piece of piss really

Until I tried to put one on
And realised the glue had seeped through the fabric
And glued the FRONT of the blouse to the BACK

This info should surprise absolutely no one who has ever met me

Whatevs, get lemons….make lemon vodka

Or, fuck all your work shirts up….it’s time for TOPLESS THURSDAY. 


more HELL NO girl, than showgirl

There are so many photos I want to share from the Vegas episode of RHYTHMS & ROOTS – I thought I’d start with these ones

I spent an amazing day hanging out with, and getting made-over, by some Vegas showgirls (one of whom was an Aussie!…HI ALECIA!)

Under 3 layers of spanx and 5 girls covering my face with glitter, putty filler and ten-tonne eyelashes

I morphed into this

I’m pretty sure you would’ve got the same result if  Liberace and Jeannie Little ever bumped uglies.