Yeah, couldn’t resist using that as the title for this post
I know I’m not the only fossil out there that remembers this awesomeness
Mum, Dad & I are heading off to Japan this week, to play at this
Well, Dad & I are playing at it
Mum has to come too
Or we’d have no clean underwear
Or someone to fill in those custom forms for us
I’ve never been to Japan and I’m a bit excited
Going to ride the bullet train
Eat REAL sushi
Do as many touristy things as our schedule permits
Might even go and get made up as geisha
If I can find a kimono that comes in size buffalo
My brother dropped of a guide book of useful Japanese phrases
You know, because he’s a pilot which is totally a real job and means he’s smart and probably adopted and travels even more than I do
He said it would be a great help to me
I’ve looked through it twice and can’t find the phrases that I think I’d really need to know
Like,
What the fuck is that on my plate?
Yes, all Australian girls are exactly like me
Is your internet high speed….like, downloading porn high speed?
I’m really sorry about that smell….it was probably me
No, he’s not my father
I don’t have enough yen to to post bail…I’ll trade you my freedom for a guitar with big boobies on the back, deal?
